“I’m so cool that my swagger has sideburns & a mustache, on a side note, it also pays child support.”
—Miguel Torres on Twitter.
“When your chi is down, you feel weak, and I’m sure it’s an easy way out to do all the testosterone and stuff, but I just couldn’t see myself doing it.”
—BJ Penn to The MMA Hour on testosterone replacement therapy and Nate Marquardt.
“Michael Jordan of MMA!? Dumbest thing ever said!!! So stupid.”
—Dana White on Twitter following Fedor Emelianenko’s TKO loss to Dan Henderson.
“So the guy who has my old cell number is now impersonating me and being a total perv and ass to people who call looking for me…what can I LEGALLY do to him?”
—Jens Pulver on Facebook.
“Yeah, I’d go gator hunting with the guys on Swamp People. A lot of times, they put the subtitles on people speaking English at the bottom of the screen. I always love that. But if I were to go down that way and somebody said, ‘Hey, we’re going gator hunting today. You wanna go with us?’ I’d be like, ‘Let’s do this. I’m all for it.’
—Rich Franklin to FIGHT! on his sense of adventure.
USE THE FORCE
“I haven’t had to deal with many negative things in my career. Now, I see, ‘You suck. You lost to Tito.’”
—Ryan Bader to espn.com following his defeat to Tito Ortiz.