During my 8 week vacation I near forgot how much laundry all this working out requires. I feel like I'm always washing clothes.
I told her "Jaelyn just go sit on the toilet if you're not sure." She looked at me like "why TF would I go sit on the toilet for a fart?"
On another note my daughter can't tell the diff between a doo doo & a fart yet. You can see how that could cause problems....
so really excited for his triumphant return that he's striking poses. Check that...
This shit still goes hard AF
just launched their #MarchMadness Instagram Bracket Challenge. You get a chance to win SOUL headphones at each round!
Today's readiness: 10 (HRV 80, pulse 56) measured at
My grandma has just completely lost her parenting edge. Jaelyn walks all over her, not to say she doesn’t do that to me but…nevermind
Who’s jacket wrestling tonight
Today's readiness: 9 (HRV 84, pulse 57) measured at
Hooooly shit daylight savings starts in 4 days. Warm days are coming
Today's readiness: 8 (HRV 72, pulse 54) measured at
PUT THIS ON IN THE CAR AND TRY NOT TO BREAK THE SPEED LIMIT I DARE YOU.
You won the battle but the war shall be mine. “@anngaff: Hey
how did that fartlek go for ya?”
Today's readiness: 10 (HRV 77, pulse 51) measured at
Got some good work in with these guys tonight
Smh Rick Ross & ESPECIALLY French Montana have no business rapping over a Biggie beat...
Today's readiness: 10 (HRV 85, pulse 54) measured at
This show is draggin ass for me right now. #TheWalkingDead
See what happens when Darryl gets drunk... #TheWalkingDead
Only 4 songs on
in Rock/paper/scissors for who has to wipe Jaelyns ass. Jason 1, Ann 0.
Today's readiness: 9 (HRV 79, pulse 47) measured at
Mornin bitches. It’s Saturday, enjoy yaselves…
I actually had some low T issues last fall. Doc tld me to sleep more & workout less. Not really what I wanted to hear but i feel much better
Do you have low T? Bitch go get some sleep & leave my office, you can’t have any testosterone.
We about to see a bunch of people fallin off. “WHYYYYY AM I SO TIRED?!”
Holy shit the NSAC banned TRT
u know anything about HRV training?
Improved maximum perfomance and sprint speed by training with #PolarBeat. #LightWerk
ROFLMAO “@GSElevator: #1: The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people.”
Wrestled for Harvard.
was captain of his wresting team in high school.
#Werk on the treadmill done my day just got that much better.
"Anybody ever tell you you've got a case of the Mondays?" "Why...no....I believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin something like that."
Enquiring minds wanna know… “@FrontRowBrian: Reminds me… is TJ Grant alive?”
WOW. “@DavidEpstein: impossible to make real comparisons, but as U watch the combine remember
has covered 40yds under 3 seconds”
Just ordered some
coffee & MCT oil, can’t wait to try it!
Super solid knee, that looks awful.
Really wanna see Pusha-T when he comes but don’t wanna see 2 Chainz at all… #
Can you believe that shit?! “@kyledake444: You stopped that herb?”
That was nonsensical nonsense & I want a do-over. #UFC170
I can’t even…man bye. #UFC170 Ronda u still awesome tho, just wanted to see a good fight. #UFC170
Let ‘em fight fuck! #UFC170
Dammit. I’m taking my ball & goin home fuck this shit. #UFC170
Clearly….she’s hurt. But we don’t stop fights for hurt fighters standing up. Herb made a mistake. #UFC170
Herb I love you but go home. #UFC170
Don’t kid yourself, this is Ronda’s first real test. #UFC170
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