MMA Tweets:
Chael Sonnen

on Monday
What would you like me to call u? Mr Franklin? Rich? Richard? Dick? Ace? Just call me the 1 who ended ur career. Now I'll take a berry blast
on Sunday
No, no, no... The math teacher doesn't walk away. I put him away. You got one good one left. I'm not asking...
on Saturday
Wanderlei's idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand.
last week
CAN-derlei asked Dana to postpone our fight until "July 32nd"
last week
Contest Announcement: Be the first to name the fake injury Wanderlei uses to weasel out of our fight...
last week
Lil' help here...how do you say "BoozeHound" in Portuguese?
last week
8 days left. Still no signature.
last week
Just got out of cast n' crew screener of "NOAH" in NYC.. FANTASTIC! Eagles: Please go see next week!
last week
Hey doofus, paper. Pen. Sign. If they put your brain in a bird, it would fly upside down.9 days to sign or I release those.. Well, you know.
last week
He's not scared. He's just that stupid. Get a tudor to teach you how to spell your own name and sign the contract.
last week
Why won't he sign? What else is he going to do? Go play tennis? That's out. He's got a racket but has no balls.
last week
This Sunday I will drive (off with) the pace car in Phoenix. @PhoenixRaceway #PIR50th #TheProfitCNBC500 @MMAInc @9ersports
last week
If you wanna dance you gotta pay the band. If you wanna sing you gotta be the man.Cant retire this hack Until he signs the contract. #sign
last week
last week
Hey Punk- @mandalaybay is gonna put me in the GANGSTER SUITE if you RT this, so quit being a DIQUE. @cmpunk @mindybrummettlv
last week
.@dc_mma ya know I haven't been crazy about you attitude as of late. Daddy ain't ready, but he's ready enough. Feb 22 just say my name...
last week
Wanna thank kickboxing great and UFC Veteran @chriswilsonmma for another session of pure knowledge.
last week
SUPERBOWL UPDATE!!! Game proceeding as planned, Wanderli still stupid.
last week
PET IDIOT MISSING! ANSWERS TO THE NAME "STUPID." REWARD FOR CAPTURE AND RETURN. RECENT PHOTO ENCLOUSED. http://t.co/iGv8UcbBtT
last week
I saw my Pet Idiot a minute ago. I said, WEIRD, EVERYBODY HERE WON THEIR FIGHT TO GET IN, EXCEPT YOU..
last week
It's entertainment "($)". If it was just about pride and honor I would have beaten you up in that van and thrown you into oncoming traffic.
last week
I have taken control of both teams. Wanderlei is my assistant. Everything will be fine.
last week
My Pet Idiot posted this earlier http://t.co/dyfiL7p7qX He got no RETWEETS so let's help. Keep him relevant until I can retire him in July.
last week
Apologize to me or quit.
last week
I'm on my 9th @mophie in 2 years, and AGAIN it's broke. I got it yesterday. That's a record even by their standards. #buyerbeware
last week
“@JonoG84: @LukeBarnatt Maybe he'll take us all for a spin in his new car!!" Don't buy a car your rookie year. Retire, then buy a car lot.
last week
All 3 Judges had it 30-27 Sonnen
last week
VETS Thanks for your service to our country. Chael
last week
Every #VOTESONNEN hashtag posted today counts as 2 votes for the BAD GUY! @EASPORTSUFC #EASPORTSUFC @MMAInc
last week
And #VOTEFABER because he has the best chin. @UrijahFaber @EASPORTSUFC #EASPORTSUFC http://t.co/KBBJNyae4A
last week
#VOTESONNEN in the @EASPORTSUFC Cover Vote. Also #VOTEPETTIS b/c he always has my back. @showtimepettis http://t.co/KBBJNyae4A #EASPORTSUFC
last week
VOTE FOR THE BAD GUY. EA SPORTS UFC COVER VOTE. http://t.co/KBBJNyae4A @EASPORTSUFC #easportsufc @TapouT @MMAInc http://t.co/smgloJCNYN
last week
But he didn't fool anybody and got no candy
last week
it's Halloween. Lil' Nog went as a FIGHTER
last week
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person's Report
last week
He's the "Carmen Sandiego" of MMA
last week
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
last week
He's got a MEMORIAL PAVILLION named after him at UCLA Medical Center
last week
Too bad he can't list his profession as "Fight Avoider" on his tax return
last week
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
last week
FOR SALE: MMA GLOVES Never used. Contact Lil' Nog, 1 Fragile Chicken Road, No-Show, Brazil
last week
He fights less than Ghandi
last week
Lil Nog: the only man who has 'no-showed' more times than Axl Rose.
last week
“@iPickAnkles: @sonnench @flowrestling so it isn't folkstyle?” Askren said in an interview that it's a combo. Weigh in here Ben. @Benaskren
last week
Ringo played the drums And bread leaves crumbs Heartburn? Take TUMS WANDERLEI'S A BUM
last week
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy And Velveeta's kinda cheesy And Fiji's kinda breezy Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY
last week
I got instinct You'll miss the fight if you blink My bones are made of zinc My blood is made of ink And everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
last week
Sandra Bullock's scared in space You could hear her heart race Fear's not hard to trace LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE
last week
I can write a million rhymes I got a lot of time The reason you didn't sign I woulda made you three and NINE
last week
Trains arrive late And haters gonna hate When he's gone inside the gate Wanderlei's record... 3 & 8
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