What would you like me to call u? Mr Franklin? Rich? Richard? Dick? Ace? Just call me the 1 who ended ur career. Now I'll take a berry blast
No, no, no... The math teacher doesn't walk away. I put him away. You got one good one left. I'm not asking...
Wanderlei's idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand.
CAN-derlei asked Dana to postpone our fight until "July 32nd"
Contest Announcement: Be the first to name the fake injury Wanderlei uses to weasel out of our fight...
Lil' help here...how do you say "BoozeHound" in Portuguese?
8 days left. Still no signature.
Just got out of cast n' crew screener of "NOAH" in NYC.. FANTASTIC! Eagles: Please go see next week!
Hey doofus, paper. Pen. Sign. If they put your brain in a bird, it would fly upside down.9 days to sign or I release those.. Well, you know.
He's not scared. He's just that stupid. Get a tudor to teach you how to spell your own name and sign the contract.
Why won't he sign? What else is he going to do? Go play tennis? That's out. He's got a racket but has no balls.
This Sunday I will drive (off with) the pace car in Phoenix.
If you wanna dance you gotta pay the band. If you wanna sing you gotta be the man.Cant retire this hack Until he signs the contract. #sign
At LUPO with my Ace
is gonna put me in the GANGSTER SUITE if you RT this, so quit being a DIQUE.
.@dc_mma ya know I haven't been crazy about you attitude as of late. Daddy ain't ready, but he's ready enough. Feb 22 just say my name...
Wanna thank kickboxing great and UFC Veteran
for another session of pure knowledge.
SUPERBOWL UPDATE!!! Game proceeding as planned, Wanderli still stupid.
PET IDIOT MISSING! ANSWERS TO THE NAME "STUPID." REWARD FOR CAPTURE AND RETURN. RECENT PHOTO ENCLOUSED.
I saw my Pet Idiot a minute ago. I said, WEIRD, EVERYBODY HERE WON THEIR FIGHT TO GET IN, EXCEPT YOU..
It's entertainment "($)". If it was just about pride and honor I would have beaten you up in that van and thrown you into oncoming traffic.
I have taken control of both teams. Wanderlei is my assistant. Everything will be fine.
My Pet Idiot posted this earlier
He got no RETWEETS so let's help. Keep him relevant until I can retire him in July.
Apologize to me or quit.
I'm on my 9th
in 2 years, and AGAIN it's broke. I got it yesterday. That's a record even by their standards. #buyerbeware
Maybe he'll take us all for a spin in his new car!!" Don't buy a car your rookie year. Retire, then buy a car lot.
All 3 Judges had it 30-27 Sonnen
VETS Thanks for your service to our country. Chael
Every #VOTESONNEN hashtag posted today counts as 2 votes for the BAD GUY!
And #VOTEFABER because he has the best chin.
#VOTESONNEN in the
Cover Vote. Also #VOTEPETTIS b/c he always has my back.
VOTE FOR THE BAD GUY. EA SPORTS UFC COVER VOTE.
But he didn't fool anybody and got no candy
it's Halloween. Lil' Nog went as a FIGHTER
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person's Report
He's the "Carmen Sandiego" of MMA
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
He's got a MEMORIAL PAVILLION named after him at UCLA Medical Center
Too bad he can't list his profession as "Fight Avoider" on his tax return
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
FOR SALE: MMA GLOVES Never used. Contact Lil' Nog, 1 Fragile Chicken Road, No-Show, Brazil
He fights less than Ghandi
Lil Nog: the only man who has 'no-showed' more times than Axl Rose.
so it isn't folkstyle?” Askren said in an interview that it's a combo. Weigh in here Ben.
Ringo played the drums And bread leaves crumbs Heartburn? Take TUMS WANDERLEI'S A BUM
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy And Velveeta's kinda cheesy And Fiji's kinda breezy Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY
I got instinct You'll miss the fight if you blink My bones are made of zinc My blood is made of ink And everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
Sandra Bullock's scared in space You could hear her heart race Fear's not hard to trace LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE
I can write a million rhymes I got a lot of time The reason you didn't sign I woulda made you three and NINE
Trains arrive late And haters gonna hate When he's gone inside the gate Wanderlei's record... 3 & 8
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