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MAYHEM, YOUR REPUTATION PROCEEDS YOU
Here, get to know me, from years ago Nerdist Podcast #48: MAYHEM MILLER «
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS: POol...
I really have to disconnect this bastion of ramblings from my personal Facebook if I don't wanna kill my poor mama.
I really have to connect my Facebook fanpage and Twitter, if I really wanna piss off the inanet.
I mean, these days, it's either marry a nice girl or galavant with a girl that has SLUT stamped on her butt.
I consider my Twitter one long rant, of varying degrees of severity. If you read back through, you'll understand even less than you do now.
"GET HELP" I've got Gator.
Can I be an anti-Semite, if I myself am I JEW? What about anti-Christians? What about everyone's sensitive feelings?! Allah Akbar.
I once marched into Yosemite to fight a bear, but his bitch ass took off into the woods. Typical.
You don't know where I've been. I've shoplifted a book of knowledge from the devil, and got Jesus to clean the pages.
As early as I awaken each morning, I should start subsistence farming.
Fake fuck has a contract because he bowed to Dana. Good luck, imbecile. Rude awakening, coming soon.
Take note. Nobody wants to respond to the real KING OF MMA. MAYHEM MILLER. Notice.
FUCK U AND YOUR FAKE COMPANY. KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOURSELF. YOU OWE IT TO THE PEOPLE.
Look. If he never responds, owl just keep sending the pornographic images I RECEIVE.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM.
I'm not bound by corporate sponsors, so I can tell AMERICA to stfu & STFD. ESPECIALLY FAKE ASS WRESTLING BOYS. I AM MMA. MMA not ufc.
OMG say something AMERICA
SAY SOMETHING BITCH
Fuck u. Your dishonorable wife, your scripted principles. Welcome to MMA, where the REAL gangsters play, Ho,
The Miller family dame to this country as indentured servants in 1713 and built this fucking country. Wtf did u do, Jew?
The wrestling fake
has tried to become mayhem. He has failed. He can die trying to be me, we shall see.
The problem is, that U ARE ALL HYPNOTIZED BY THE MASS MEDIA. I'm gonna fix you. One way or another.
HEY AMERICA. You still glued to Pro Wrestling from the 80's? Good for you, you fucking idiot. Kill yourself. Smart MMA fans are growing up.
They give me monetario to live my life with #nofilter
I am a real human, dealing with real situations, unlike the fake people living in the fake world of celebrity. I am mayhem. You are mayhem.
Hey bitch ass
I can't go a year ignoring me. This is the INANET AGE. You look like a complete and utter bitch by ignoring me, man.
If Punk thinks he's a martial artist, good for him, but they won't let us fight, that'd be bad for business. OWL WHOOP DAT ASS!
And whatever the rest of the people not reading this will become.
Human relationships will increasingly begin on the inanet until we are divided into the INANET BRED
My dog is home.
The bizarre banalities of my life are what makes it mine. What would be shocking to you, quickly becomes commonplace around these parts...
Sometimes I awaken with the strangest things spinning through my head, like how hotdog was on the lam, and now right back, laying next to me
Fama, fortuna, un sentido de propósito e identificar.
My dog runs away for 6 months at a time, but he always comes back.
GOT MY DOG BACK. I AM NOW UNSTOPPABLE.
CAINT MAKE THIS UP
NFW UNGBT. Gator came back to my house five minutes ago. Seriously.
The passive way in which people use Twitter, is exactly why I'm such an extremist with it. You aren't relaying information so I overload U.
The clock is ticking for net neutrality—join the #InternetCountdown and help win this fight!
First step is to take a more respectable twitter avi, I'm crowd sourcing this whole project, so your input is welcome
If I'm gonna make a run for President next year, better start cleaning up my fucking image.
The do not disturb function works really well, unless you are just naturally disturbed.
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