"When will scissoring become a legitimate submission technique?" #InvictaYoutubeComments
Sokoudjou looks OLD.
Their highlighting that time Sokoudjou wouldn't stop punching Jane Nortje. Great stuff, Bellator. #SuperHluk #Bellator134
Needless to say, we were treated like a precog in Minority Report for the rest of the night.
True story: We once threw 10 dollars on a bet that Andrey Koreshkov would KO Justin Baesman with 1:50. He did it in 1:41.
We literally predicted that Millender would get dropped about 15 seconds before it happened. Dude's head was on a beanpole.
"Yeah, but dat guitar solo doe." #Bellator134
But seriously, we can't say it enough, the career resurgence of Tamdan McCrory is the greatest story in MMA right now.
WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY WITH THE DIMEBAG GUITAR? #Bellator134
Ronda Rousey's weigh-in face > The Undertaker's post-Tombstone stare.
I can't find the specific thread, though, because I was under the impression that all MMA forums died when ours did.
According to a commenter, my thoughts on the Josh Neer video have put a target on my back in the Sherdog forum.
Gambling Addiction Enabler: 'UFC 184: Rousey vs. Zingano' Edition --
gives an inside scoop behind his latest masterpiece, “Gone In 16 Seconds”:
Behold, the Worst WMMA Fight of All Time:
It's a real shame that UFC 184 will have to compete with 2 llamas and an ambiguously colored dress. Don't see it stacking up.
Our take on Shammy vs. Slice, which SPOILER: Is the greatest thing to happen to MMA in ever:
Anyway, our official prediction: Slice via TKO (Shammy slips on pipe backstage)
Also, what does Shammy v. Slice mean for Shamrock's upcoming bare knuckle match? TELL US IT'S STILL ON.
And here we thought Mickey Rourke's face would be the craziest thing we'd see all week. God bless you, MMA.
Ken Shamrock vs. Kimbo. Ken *Shamrock* vs. Kim-BO. Shammy vs. Slice. Nope. Sounds ridiculous no matter how you say it.
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UFC 184 Embedded, Episodes 1-3 (Or, Mickey Rourke Is Slowly Turning Into Your Aunt):
"Penalties include fines, required appearances on Ariel Helwani’s podcast, & mandatory attendance at FS1 events from prelim to main event."
NSAC to Begin Implementing Intensive Drug-Testing Procedures…on NSAC (via CP Reader Scott Johnson):
Thought #5: MMA fighters are not Bruce Lee and need to stop being treated as if they are comparable to him in any way, shape, or form.
Four Brief Thoughts on Josh Neer’s Gym Fight Video and the Ensuing Investigation:
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait....the WWE legitimately drug tests its wrestlers?
Also, we'll have more details coming in regards to our crowdfunding campaign within the next couple weeks.
The articles you guys have been sending us have been great, by the way. Thank you so much for the support and keep it up, Nation.
gives us a complete A-to-Z breakdown of UFC 184.
The Myth of the MMA “Super Fight”:
OK, now we kinda wish we never asked to see that video.
Does anyone have a video of Josh Neer beating up that shit-talking civilian? We'd like to see it for...science.
The UFC and PEDs: Where Do We Go From Here?
I have the weirdest addiction to "Pranks Gone Wrong" videos.
Fight Night 61 Highlights/Results: Mir Obliterates Bigfoot, Matt Dwyer’s Superman Punch KO, + More --
For safety's sake, we will not be reporting on anything UFC 188 related until fight night.
Time to switch over to the Oscars, although the lack of love for Jake Gyllenhaal and/or Nightcrawler is already making me reconsider.
Cheer up, Brazil. At least you're not buried under 18 feet of snow. Well, not the cold kind.
To all you folks saying Bigfoot doesn't have a chin, just stop. He's like, 90% chin. What are you, blind?
Guy next to us at the bar: "Johnson's cardio is sick." Guy next to him: "Yeah, he's probably on roids." :(
Also, we really hope Michael Johnson is able to catch that bus he's apparently running late for.
Our internet went out but we're back now. Sam Alvey done earned himself HAM KO of the year tonight.
Sir, you just got dicknailed.
So...the fuck was with that stoppage, ref?
We felt bad about not being around to live-tweet the fights last night, then realized they were actually tonight.
Gambling Addiction Enabler — ‘Fight Night 61: Bigfoot vs. Mir’ Edition:
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