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Gabe Ruediger

on Tuesday
Great work today @seankanan
last week
To my friends, his nickname is Charmin, because he's SOFT
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"Have you ever seen a monkey eff a football? Me either, but Im guessing it looks that ridiculous. " -Me motivating students
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My daughter- "Im having soda and beer" After I gave her a sip of root beer
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Why is it always the weather that is the default for small talk?
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"Actually, Im going to throw up" 2nd morning client obviously had a good session
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"Everyone is a little crazy" -my daughter. 3 and already smarter than most people
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I judge how busy my day is by how many shirts I go through. 2 down so far
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Whenever I hear of something happening in Englewood, I always think "damn you Englewood, why are you always up to no good"
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Just watched cinderella. Jon Snow was soft
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Do dogs hold pee just to spritz? Walking my dog&he spritz non stop, even after a huge pee
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3girls in front of me talking about how famous they are going to be. They are going to be stars, I can tell........wait, no I can't
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Today I learned my dog doesn't like me singing reggae loud in his face
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"Look daddy, stupid jimmy made that!" @JaG_IV my daughter when the chipmunks come on
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Just had an old pilipino woman demand I try turon. Looks delicious and I know better than to argue with grandmother's
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Its very rare that I don't wake up with a Disney song stuck in my head #dadlife
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Just saw a prius with a Tesla sticker. Is that like putting a Bentley grill on a 300
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If disneyland was at the airport, water would cost $50
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I like sleep, but like money more. Going to be a long week. #onthegrind
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> understand your pain East coast. It's going to rain lightly tonight here in So Cal
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"Dogs have the same mindset as a stupid racist" me talking about why my dog hates cats
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Meeting w my attorney. I felt my money being ripped out by the min
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Client brought me fresh brewed coffee to our am session. He's doing personal sessions right
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There is an ebola czar now. We are all saved! ......
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Had to use my emergency money to pay for a cash only place for breakfast. That's considered an emergency, right?
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Between rocky 4 and rambo 3, the Russian people must HATE Sylvester Stallone
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Great work tonight but @seankanan working extra hard
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Great work @seankanan !
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Friday night. Out partying? Nah, just got a workout in and have @seankanan coming to do a private session
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5Pm & its too hot to walk my dog. He came out and turned around
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Good seeing you @EllisMate
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Just saw a women w 2 huge tattoos. Back said "F LOVE" chest" god forgives I dont" &i thought I was bitter...
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"Sorry, 2person minimum for lunch. Call a friend? " how about you have lost my business for good
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LA galaxy vs Manchester United? Like watching the globetrotters vs the generals...
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Riding a bike while smoking a cigarette. You're doing it wrong!
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I dare anyone to try and headlock @benjaminwiggins now!
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Hate to break it to you, but if you drive a miata, you are NOT driving a sports car
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Well, you got 3rd @AntoniHardonk
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Things my clients say: if my wife loses her job, she basically becomes a prostitute
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Have tge riots started yet? Just glad it wasn't an LA team who lost. ...
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We can finally go back to not caring about soccer. Nice job USA
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So, I HAVE to buy a ticket for my two yr old to sit on my lap at a movie? Got it
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Turning point- life goes on
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$65 to fill my tank? Ouch!
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Crack a head by project pat. Nuff said
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Since when has a corporation been covered like a person by the constitution?
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Just had @JaG_IV tell me he doesn't like tom petty or U2.....still confused
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How much does a 12 pack of beer weigh? answer: enough to set off my seat belt sensor
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Great job again @benjaminwiggins ! I hope no one at the crossfit games gets froggy w you!
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Morning playlist: wugazi, rob zombie, beyond, ghostface killah, orange 9mm, cardigans
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