Bad idea to leave the letters in the store unsupervised.
This is a scene from a movie I just did. Obviously from my supreme acting skills, dying is painful.
Screw it. I'm going to take steroids, and/or lose fights so I can get big super fights and/or title fights.
Sad to think that at one point I respected
now he just SUCKS!!!
follows me I consider my career complete!
My picks for #UFConFOX12 -Lawler -Johnson -Bermudez (but pulling for Guida) -Thomson -Masvidal
Some days you have to fantasize about the zombie apocalypse more than others. #TGIF
It is easier getting work done when you have
helping you. Even though he has little arms. #trexproblems
I have swamp ass, crotch rot, and perishing pits. Welcome to the south in July during fight camp. #WhereDoiQuit #iTapOut
Between my three workouts, and my time on the range today I lost a total of 12 pounds of water. I am still 30 pounds overweight for my fight
You know there's something wrong with the Sport when everyone is tuning into the Nevada State athletic commission hearing. #PED #NSAC #TRT
When did it become ok to be anti-Semitic? Israel has been & currently is fighting for it's mere existence. Hate is wrong regardless of side.
45 years ago today, Apollo 11 landed on the moon. They checked what time it was with this watch.
backing me up on twitter right now... I feel freaking invincible!!!!
I am seriously considering using the time proven excuse of "someone stole my phone/got hacked" and really go to town over the next 48 hours.
I am emotionally exhausted after watching McGregor vs. Brandao #UFCDublin
In the beginning the People are willing accomplices to what later becomes tyranny.
I'm sorry but the thought of Weidman vs. Belfort taking place in Brazil is idiotic. #PED #TRT #HGH #EPO
My dream has become a reality.
teamed up with
to make the most delicious coffee on the planet
Post fight AAR Look at the title, date, & time of this voice memo. With
Ideals are peaceful. It's their realization thats bloody and violent.
Superbly well written article about the fighter and coach relationship/partnership.
Does anyone know how to get blood stains out of a Boba Fett costume, and/or a baseball bat?
UFC fighters be like "I want
money, I don't care about that Anderson Silva money". #UFCFightNight
Dan Miragliotta just pulled a Tim Howard for Jim Miller... (Saved him) #UFCFightNight
I want to see some John Belushi Animal House action to Proctor's head. #UFCFightNight
Black Ops 2 > Ghost #COD #CallOfDuty #Zombies #FPS
Two things happened today. 1st I played basketball. 2nd I looked like an idiot(more specifically like a monkey trying to rape a basketball).
3 reason to be nice to me.... It takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 3 for a proper trigger squeeze.
Free dive today into Jacobs Well in Wimberley Texas. That cave goes forever. #creepy #leviathanů
Funny how everyone is acting a little bit more German this week. #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup #GERARG #GER #Germany
What did you do this weekend? I made out with a giraffe, and raced a rhinoceros. #conservation #wildlife
I really would love to see
put a beating on Rosie O'Donnell. #DreamMatch #TheView #PPV
Way to go
welcome to the
These "random" drug tests truly aren't random. You are in a fight camp, you know you are going to be tested, and you agreed to the test.
Imagine that. Another random drug test, another failed drug test.
Headed to the LZ to do some daytime/nighttime fast roping. I just can't decide what to wear. #krypteků
Asking for random drug tests has nothing to do with Romero. It has to do with the current state of MMA. #PED #TRT #EPO #HGH #UFC
Brasil did nazi this coming... #WorldCup #BRAvsGER #GERvsBRA
It is a good thing that Brazil was not involved with World War II. #WorldCup #GERvsBRA
I'm fighting Sept. 27th in Las Vegas against Yoel Romero. ;-)
Doing some cliff diving to the bottom of Jacobs well in Wimberley Texas. The first floor is at 30',ů
out of title contender discussions. He hasn't fought clean in a decade or in the US in 3 years. #PED #TRT #UFC175
This is why Chris is the champ. What a great fight!!! #UFC175
This is a brilliant fight. Impressed with Machida's footwork and the pressure by the champ. #UFC175
Congrats to my training partner and friend
big win at
I'll be watching the fights tonight at
in Round Rock, TX. Come in, hang out, take pictures, or get autographs.
Happy #4thofJuly I love this country with all of who I am. We are not perfect, but damn I'm proud to be an American.
Hanging out with a bunch of fellow SF guys for the #4thofJuly watching the twitches during the fireworks makes us laugh at each other. #PTSD
I immediately regretted coming to the supermarket. Retrospectively it was a very poor decision. #IdiotsEverywhere #4thofJuly #indepenceday
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