showing off how he helps his patients find the
If Jackman got the role of Wolverine cuz of how he he's built shouldn't be be drug tested to make sure he didn't have an unfair advantage?
Totally bonked a lil ole lady in the head with my elbow as I was putting my bag up. Someone's getting drunk on me...
Funny how headphones and Otis Redding can make the most crowded airport... Chill.
Which "Law & Order: SVU" Character Should You Hook Up With? I got Ice T. And I'm ok with that. He's good people.
#firstworldproblems try to blow a bubble, instead, spit ur gum out. "Seriously? Could me day GET any worse?" (3/4 pack of gum left)
I think I have that chemical that lets women forget the pain of childbirth but mine works on my 1st workout in 3 weeks. Day 2 is the worst..
Couples that w/o together should alternate upper and lower days w/each other so one can pick things up from the floor and one can reach high
Watching #Blackfish for the first time. 10 min in and this is a great movie! Happy whales! What could go wrong?
I want Whopper Chews! (Chewy center Whoppers) Making my own is tiring...
Best candy ever! Whopper Robin Eggs broke open and aged into a chewy goodness center
Grew up with #morkandmindy RIP Robin Williams. Thanks for the laughs
Loving David Wong's articles on
Well said! "Want" and "Want" are very different things.
5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Life (Without Knowing...
you are the best :-)
I'm finding DC has very culturally diverse clubs. And I dig that.
As I engage people in the discussion about legalizing pot and they say how dangerous it is I then talk about the dangers of obesity. Pow!
2nd rule of visiting DC. Don't yell, "Darkness!" at the African delegates. Guess they don't watch Chapelle Show...
1st lesson in DC. Don't ask who the people surrounded by bodyguards are. "We can't get into specifics. I'm sure you understand."
Loving the Mexican documentaries Cesar Chavez and Nacho Libre. Powerful stuff! To overcome knows no color boundary.
The Hotel Jefferson in Richmond VA where I am the Excalibur MW champ :-)
Just saw the Cesar Chavez movie, really powerful and moving. I worked the fields as a kid, not to his extent, but benefited from his work.
I love you so much I want to take you behind the wood shop and get you pregnant. Thanks for taking care of me :-)
Watching Pumping Iron with Ah-nold! Thanks
"Leave me alone Arnold..."
This Trailer For The Documentary About Batkid Will Give You Chills
Man Kicked Off Flight For Tweeting About Bad Service not cool
Any of my peeps at #SDCC? How's the con?
How does one get a cold in the summer? Damn you god's of cold makingness!
The choke formally known as the "rape" choke shall henceforth be known as the "Darth" choke.
He's more machine than man...
I could really go for a delicious bass right now.
Omg Joyce Meyer looks like the Joker's mom and it's freaking me out as I change channels...
Not sure about the new #TMNTMovie What do y'all think about how it looks?
GREAT night of fights! From 14 to 75 we had quite the age range at the BBQ and they ALL loved it
I'm not kidding that was the BEST
fight I've ever seen. LOVED IT. "U r a nice guy Machida!" says Gramma. Great fight!
Gramma says he should be punished!
how about you do a tournament with you and about 30 or 300 people so we can get our monies worth?
Blonde grooving to Tom Petty...
I lost that bet. Wasn't expecting Tom Petty.
Who you got in the main event?
Always nice to see Judo Gene LaBell. #seagaldefecate
is the next gen of fighters. Great all around fighter
Just a toe. He's a warrior. Let it go.
Big thanks to
for having ZombieCageFighter and myself as a special guest for the upcoming con!!
The art of
I ask for everyone's most offensive joke and I get ONE response. Boo twitter! FB gave me hundreds!
I asked on FB now here, what's your MOST offensive joke? I was LLOL-ing uncontrollably. Lemme have it!
Lots of things using the word Isis I think are rebranding now...
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