This 13-year-old girl from Maryland recreated #LeftShark with ...
HEY MAYWEATHER AND PACQUIAO ARE FIGHTING! JUST KIDDING; APRIL FOOLS!! ...oh, wait...
My email is doing that really fun thing where all the messages come in at once instead of when they were sent. ??
Just posted a photo
#dailybailey #PrincessPounces headache but this is ??
(This is all unrelated to MMA, so quit your damn gossipy speculation, bloggers)
...u know things have gone 2 far in your life when your cat jumps on the table &licks your (terrible) consolation cake. And u still eat it.
Life hack: somebody hold me.
Couldn't find my laptop charger cord because I took it out earlier and then apparently decided to sit on it. Seriously. I have welts.
The road to hell is paved with sex and tweets
Jaden Smith probably said this first ...RT
Jim Morrison - The Connectors
It's all about you, except for all the times that it totally isn't.
Always comes back to Prufrock RT
What is your favorite poem?
Wow my fingers are clumsy. Redo on that last tweet!
Sooooo...hit me with your favorite poems/poets today, tweeters.
When I was a kid, my mom would walk my sister and I to school and tell stories and recite poetry.…
Hyundai velociraptor RT
Did I miss you telling everybody what type of car you ended up replacing your Juke with?
...and an active colon RT
I love them! You've got good taste.
I'm addicted to grapenuts
I forgot that Facebook doesn't understand satire and I'm paying for it in lost brain cells
#dailybailey EAR FLOP
They should change the Pinweight Class to The Subatomic Class. That's all.
45 minutes in. What the f***ing f***, Scientology? Imaginary swords?!?
"...we have nothing to do with the insane whatever..." ?????????? ok buddy boy #scientology
Only 20 minutes in, but Scientology is dumb.
Two Christophers. One beat. One zany night to remember. #ChrisCrossed
Buddy cop movie with Christopher Guest and Christopher Walken. Chris' Crossed. you're welcome, Hollywood.
I love Indigo Montoya as much as anyone but the six-fingered man is Christopher Guest. He has armadillos in his trousers.
I have a yogurt face mask on and I hate the smell of yogurt about as much as I hate anything. Gagging.
I like it, just not maniacally RT
Not even a wrestling episode?
Pretty much RT
not enough cats?
Also everyone follow
because she is rad.
Wrestling does not propel me to the point of mania. But have fun, kids.
That's my secret; I'm always sad RT
Everyone says that. "I'll just go to bed ...
Imma go to bed at 8:00 tonight and none of y'all can stop me. So there.
#dailybailey Bay had a bath today and she hated me for a while but I think she's secretly happy to…
perfect tweet: RT
I'm sure cat friendly Bob Ross is out there longing for you as well.
This is relevant to my interests:
Ok hit me with your favorite children's books. I loved "Where the Red Fern Grows" and "Across Five Aprils" and "Briar Rose"...
Changed the shower head so I actually have water pressure now. If you need to come over for a shower or hire me for home repairs, I gotcha.
I only swipe right for men who replicate the dance sequence from Earth Girls Are Easy
These are the kind of fights that let you know who you are. Not sure they are healthy for the head but being in them makes your soul grow.
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