MMA Tweets:
Forrest Griffin

earlier today
Seriously am I the only one on twitter old enough to to remember the brain on drugs comerical
earlier today
This is your face when the drugs wear off; any questions http://t.co/dRh7ntxYn2
earlier today
This is your face on drugs http://t.co/zdEqsTgjiw
yesterday
Sam Rockwell greatest human being ever all time. If you have to ask why fuck you.
yesterday
If only I had the discipline to be anorexic. Watched Dallas buyers Club that's all I could think
yesterday
I want to apologize for last nights dream that I was drowning cute little baby unicorns in a pillowcase in the river,
on Monday
I liked courtesy a lot better then honestly
on Monday
Pro life tip: Treat everybody you meet like their an asshole... Youll be right most of the time. Bitter much oh ya
on Sunday
This is bullshit,science promised me magical superhuman serums by now! WTF science you liar. I want superpowers damit
on Friday
That's what I'm putting out http://t.co/cGrYd8d3AW
last week
Oh & on a related note if that show @BansheeTvShow comes back on could I get y'all to watch it. It's not great but I really like it. Do it
last week
Seriously None of my twitter friends could tell me @FargoFX started last night. A little common decency is that too much to ask ?
last week
If I say anything crazy on twitter in the next few days it's totally not my fault I had to quite drinking for a couple days for surgery
last week
Gonna get surgery number 8 which is cool cus the 10 one is free. I got a punch card bitch
last week
Sorry I meant badly
last week
Most people wanna be good almost bad enough to do something about it
last week
I was gonna try and make a positive impact on the world today; but instead I'm gonna drink beer and watch netflicks; too real ?
last week
Pro tip: eating under prepared meat really helps you get that lean slender look. Food poisoning is the poor mans cleanse!
last week
I kinda just wanna hang out with some homeless people, live like they live for a day and ask them where shit went so wrong ??? Weird
last week
Oddly enough I actually owe the Post Office an apology turns out I'm the incompetent one. Mea culpa
last week
I'm gonna pick up hitch hikers ask their stories and throw them out if they are boring??? Good idea ?
last week
Turns out all the jokes about the post office being incompetent are just well true
last week
I'm gonna shoot a reality show where I go around and pick up Hitch hikers ask their life stories and give them shitty advice
last week
Toms deodorant has a new slogan; Toms it's better then nothing... Sorta http://t.co/71hrsVDQ5C
last week
If someone doesn't like @alwayssunny I know we have no chance of ever really being friends
last week
Im in the new @EASPORTSUFC game with #BRUCELEE!! Pre-order the game now: http://t.co/iTlXfBK1zB! http://t.co/5aqRF2VbnX or else
last week
Oh by the way babe I put the toilet in the garage, but I guess you notice. http://t.co/IP5dopo1L6
last week
Fighting unlike dancing and sex is not fun if your not good at it. That's why I don't it
last week
I was gonna get a tattoo that said Bad Mother Fucker but it'd be redundant
last week
Whoever I'm in an interview for anything I make sure to tell the interviews as an add bonus I have excellent oral hygiene
last week
Twitter has a new slogan; Twitter still helping people fuck their lives up in 140 characters or less.
last week
Only took 8 yrs of nagging but my old lady finally made me a chicken pot pie. I'm ah eat the whole thing in celebrati http://t.co/KqczRDyuef
last week
That was a great quote not mine but a great quote no the less
last week
The best thing about being a dad is I can dress my 2 yo up as a 90's gangster rapper and nobody can stop... Until my wife gets home
last week
F that Burt Reynolds mustache prays to Magnum P.I.'s. And asks him for guidance when times are tough
last week
True or false? Magnum condoms were inspired by Magnum P.I. Extra true
last week
Correction that's meet greet and drink
last week
Now you @Bradleyscott89 know what your going to look like in ten very hard years lol but not kidding
last week
If I could fight anyone, Id fight the internet or possibly grammar
last week
My first question @reddit_AMA is what the hell does reddit actually do? Other then clog up my time line
last week
Join me @reddit_ama At 320 GMT for questions and shit http://t.co/rEQXyFRU7V
last week
If you have never run out of wipes and used this stuff let me be the 1st to call you a pussy. Oh god it stings http://t.co/VXl7jOimow
last week
No wonder my knee doesn't work there was a syringe fill of urine in it http://t.co/hpJhcmEdky
last week
Be my fucking guest... Hahahaaaaa http://t.co/Xzn9RrokoJ
last week
You wanna be an Ultimate fighter http://t.co/aDPA8VHjaz
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