MMA Tweets:
Forrest Griffin

on Saturday
Your life's a joke and not a funny one. #seniorquote they wouldn't let me use
on Thursday
F u @EllisMate Die hard is the best Christmas movie ever. !
last week
Did you know that @EASportsUFC FREE #UFCLegends update featuring @matthughes9x & @HammerHouseMMA is NOW Available? Oh you did well nevermind
last week
That @rosenamajunas has one of the best offensive guards I seen in a long time, attempted a fly armbar what
last week
Your move HOV lane http://t.co/Ld3XVycnek
last week
I didn't have my daily serving of vodka last night so today's turning into a disaster... And I have bad breath
last week
Also if your going to the doctor to get your knee looked at dont wear tight jeans. Im stupider then usually this morning which is impressive
last week
Shampoo does not, I repeat Does Not make an acceptable substitute when you run out of toothpaste... No shit Sherlock did I really think...
last week
A glass of vodka a day keeps morning breath away. It's just science
last week
Pro health tip: if you drink a glass of vodka before bed you don't have to brush your teeth.
last week
Don't stress about how to be a good dad just watch Mr Mom and you pretty much got it covered; real talk Michael Keaton
last week
Most people don't know this but later in life Rudolph the reindeer became a real arrogant prick always on about how he saved Christmas
last week
Paint chips taste horrible but they do have a nice texture and finish //cus I'll bet you were wondering
last week
Oh & I've been eating a shit ton of junk food but the self hate & guilt doesn't allow me to enjoy it
last week
This is what I've been up to http://t.co/bM3j5XIdeI
last week
I was having a pretty good day but then I this in the mail and it got pretty Fuxking awesome @CavemanCoffeeCo http://t.co/OgdnSnepgv
last week
Judging from the #TheTimeIsNow presser I feel very optimistic about UFC Fashion sense moving forward @jamesrkimball
last week
In highschool I kissed with my eyes open until a girl asked me what the fuxk I was looking at
last week
Bathroom fans don't make it stink any less they just kinda say hey you don't wanna come on here right now
last week
So a little FYI kombucha with vodka is actually pretty good
last week
I feel like @danhardymma should have told me die Antwerp were in a movie ??
last week
So I've been a good parent for 3 years so what like 2 more and I can tapper down to not horrible ???
last week
A fight gear company that's gives a shit about things? Check out @macdanzigmma's kickstarter: http://t.co/SqKAoyCAvQ @vhmnt
last week
People keep telling me I'm real; I have no idea what the fuck that means but people say it likes it's a good thing so fuck it
last week
90-93 sports cards in my patents trash if any other weirdos want them http://t.co/LKhCjJdkOn
last week
Ah my misspent youth http://t.co/t0TcKOBGTL
last week
Halloween costume... Jehovah's witness... Cus they don't dress up get it?
last week
Great job on the ranking report @thefrankmir strong move callin out Brock haha lol
last week
I'll be in Georgia for 2 weeks. Come see me @TheHardCoreGym Oct 25th for their Open House. Register at http://t.co/dyylPVcWlh. 706-850-8444
last week
24th Annual Las Vegas Police K-9 Trials. Sunday, Oct. 19th from 8-5 at The Orleans Arena. Best of all it's FREE!
last week
I'll be in Athens Oct. 25 @ my old gym @thehardcoregym Register here http://t.co/1A2nac11kB, meet me and see their new 12,250 ft^2 facility!
last week
I know you were about to ask so the answer is yes Stockholm does have great Greek food
last week
So like do this but better @thefrankmir http://t.co/UukjAVeiLG
last week
#but our budget won't allow for pregnant prostitutes
last week
I not gonna lie to you, *but only because I didn't care enough about your Opinion to bother
last week
I've come to accept that in my life white shirts will be one use only
last week
Yo @CavemanCoffeeCo hows this for a new slogan: coffee so good it almost makes you forget what a futile narcissistic endeavor life is
last week
Truth in advertiseing: makes morning suck less http://t.co/7VRibzPXkM
last week
Yo @joesoto135 I don't know you but great job that is that is what the @ufc is all about. F those extra two rounds
last week
Don't worry I don't waste money on doctors http://t.co/ot7MfldXYY
last week
Do it look infected hahah http://t.co/1jRjD7H2mF
last week
Did I mention this yet? Oh 5 times well now it's 6 http://t.co/YyHWYQGF9n
last week
How am I just now realizing I can have my phone call me forrest fucking griffin.
last week
I don't know where this card is going but let's get weird that's what I always say http://t.co/sWboncQTiE
last week
Did I mention no cover cus there in no cover http://t.co/YWAr8sbAqp
last week
This is what's happening sat http://t.co/GsVCT3favl
last week
Weirdest thing about marriage? All the sober sex
last week
Be careful @Jayhieron I've noticed a trend of people w/ the tat "only god can judge" being judged guilty by judges
last week
I admire Putins policy of doing what's best for Russia despite the Russians
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