MMA Tweets:
Forrest Griffin

yesterday
As far as the #rankingreport goes no we don't have the budget for a fact checker so I just say what feels like the truth
on Tuesday
Come meet me and @stephanbonnar at @unitednissan sat the 31st from 1130-230. I've been informed we will also take pictures & fight wild dogs
on Tuesday
Whenever someone says step 1, I tune out cus I know there are too many steps for me to follow
on Tuesday
Man I hate being stupid I really do. I wish I was a little dumber so I didn't realize how stupid I am
on Saturday
Mondays #rankingsreport will start with an apology to @MattParrinoUFC
last week
Dear everyone if you think I'm too drunk that just means you're too sober
last week
We about to do this @MetroPCS thing and I hear @KendaPerez has Boston fight night tickets so find us
last week
It's not weird that I stocking you @PendredMMA I mean you got the cool accent and the pretty eyes it'd be weird if I wasn't stocking you
last week
Yo @kendaperez and I will be at @Metropcs (580 Massachusetts Ave) from 12-1pm tomorrow (sat) to win Fight Night tix!
last week
I take my daughter to pet smart and tell her it's the zoo. Great parent or best ever
last week
It hasn't been in the news recently so I guess Ebola went on break for the holidays
last week
Oh and by the way the White Russian is the official beverage of Christmas
last week
Christmas? I feel like I've been competing in an all you can eat and drink contest for the last month and unfortunately I think I'm winning
last week
Thanks Ron Garney this gonna keep me distracted from the pain and disappointment of life http://t.co/W5yx1IIYUI
last week
Your life's a joke and not a funny one. #seniorquote they wouldn't let me use
last week
F u @EllisMate Die hard is the best Christmas movie ever. !
last week
Did you know that @EASportsUFC FREE #UFCLegends update featuring @matthughes9x & @HammerHouseMMA is NOW Available? Oh you did well nevermind
last week
That @rosenamajunas has one of the best offensive guards I seen in a long time, attempted a fly armbar what
last week
Your move HOV lane http://t.co/Ld3XVycnek
last week
I didn't have my daily serving of vodka last night so today's turning into a disaster... And I have bad breath
last week
Also if your going to the doctor to get your knee looked at dont wear tight jeans. Im stupider then usually this morning which is impressive
last week
Shampoo does not, I repeat Does Not make an acceptable substitute when you run out of toothpaste... No shit Sherlock did I really think...
last week
A glass of vodka a day keeps morning breath away. It's just science
last week
Pro health tip: if you drink a glass of vodka before bed you don't have to brush your teeth.
last week
Don't stress about how to be a good dad just watch Mr Mom and you pretty much got it covered; real talk Michael Keaton
last week
Most people don't know this but later in life Rudolph the reindeer became a real arrogant prick always on about how he saved Christmas
last week
Paint chips taste horrible but they do have a nice texture and finish //cus I'll bet you were wondering
last week
Oh & I've been eating a shit ton of junk food but the self hate & guilt doesn't allow me to enjoy it
last week
This is what I've been up to http://t.co/bM3j5XIdeI
last week
I was having a pretty good day but then I this in the mail and it got pretty Fuxking awesome @CavemanCoffeeCo http://t.co/OgdnSnepgv
last week
Judging from the #TheTimeIsNow presser I feel very optimistic about UFC Fashion sense moving forward @jamesrkimball
last week
In highschool I kissed with my eyes open until a girl asked me what the fuxk I was looking at
last week
Bathroom fans don't make it stink any less they just kinda say hey you don't wanna come on here right now
last week
So a little FYI kombucha with vodka is actually pretty good
last week
I feel like @danhardymma should have told me die Antwerp were in a movie ??
last week
So I've been a good parent for 3 years so what like 2 more and I can tapper down to not horrible ???
last week
A fight gear company that's gives a shit about things? Check out @macdanzigmma's kickstarter: http://t.co/SqKAoyCAvQ @vhmnt
last week
People keep telling me I'm real; I have no idea what the fuck that means but people say it likes it's a good thing so fuck it
last week
90-93 sports cards in my patents trash if any other weirdos want them http://t.co/LKhCjJdkOn
last week
Ah my misspent youth http://t.co/t0TcKOBGTL
last week
Halloween costume... Jehovah's witness... Cus they don't dress up get it?
last week
Great job on the ranking report @thefrankmir strong move callin out Brock haha lol
last week
I'll be in Georgia for 2 weeks. Come see me @TheHardCoreGym Oct 25th for their Open House. Register at http://t.co/dyylPVcWlh. 706-850-8444
last week
24th Annual Las Vegas Police K-9 Trials. Sunday, Oct. 19th from 8-5 at The Orleans Arena. Best of all it's FREE!
last week
I'll be in Athens Oct. 25 @ my old gym @thehardcoregym Register here http://t.co/1A2nac11kB, meet me and see their new 12,250 ft^2 facility!
last week
I know you were about to ask so the answer is yes Stockholm does have great Greek food
last week
So like do this but better @thefrankmir http://t.co/UukjAVeiLG
last week
#but our budget won't allow for pregnant prostitutes
last week
I not gonna lie to you, *but only because I didn't care enough about your Opinion to bother
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