Yo LA don’t forget to visit me
(10721 Atlantic Ave)from 5:30-6:30pm today for a chance to win #UFC184 tix
LA don’t forget to visit me
(10721 Atlantic Ave) from 5:30-6:30pm today for a chance to win #UFC184 tix
Want a chance at free tix to #UFC184? Visit me
(10721 Atlantic Ave Lynwood, CA) from 5:30-6:30pm tomorrow!
184 weigh-ins tomorrow with Hall of Famer
and win tickets to the fight. RT to enter and get in on the action.
It’s a big fight week, LA! Come hang out with me
at10721 Atlantic Ave in Lynwood, CA tomorrow from 5:30-6:30pm
This week on the #ranking report the English language and I fight it out.
have a foot fetish? You will after this
Do you have a foot fetish? You will after you watch this!
Do you have a foot fetish??? You will after this!
The #rankings report brought to you by camels!!!
If your ever bored at a crowed restaurant ask the table next to you how to spell clomidia
Happy Presidents' Day, oh and I'm available for parties
he should be
Really wish I hadn't figured out how to read the comments on Instagram
Getting out of bed brought to you by
Getting out of bed brought to you by
Here's this weeks rankings report, as always brought to by dental floss
Guys I don't know what's going on but let's be careful that how Fuxking black holes happen!
Hey this Saturday I'm gonna be at
from 1130-230 oh and uh that
guy is gonna be there as well
As far as the #rankingreport goes no we don't have the budget for a fact checker so I just say what feels like the truth
Come meet me and
sat the 31st from 1130-230. I've been informed we will also take pictures & fight wild dogs
Whenever someone says step 1, I tune out cus I know there are too many steps for me to follow
Man I hate being stupid I really do. I wish I was a little dumber so I didn't realize how stupid I am
Mondays #rankingsreport will start with an apology to
Dear everyone if you think I'm too drunk that just means you're too sober
We about to do this
thing and I hear
has Boston fight night tickets so find us
It's not weird that I stocking you
I mean you got the cool accent and the pretty eyes it'd be weird if I wasn't stocking you
and I will be at
(580 Massachusetts Ave) from 12-1pm tomorrow (sat) to win Fight Night tix!
I take my daughter to pet smart and tell her it's the zoo. Great parent or best ever
It hasn't been in the news recently so I guess Ebola went on break for the holidays
Oh and by the way the White Russian is the official beverage of Christmas
Christmas? I feel like I've been competing in an all you can eat and drink contest for the last month and unfortunately I think I'm winning
Thanks Ron Garney this gonna keep me distracted from the pain and disappointment of life
Your life's a joke and not a funny one. #seniorquote they wouldn't let me use
Die hard is the best Christmas movie ever. !
Did you know that
FREE #UFCLegends update featuring
is NOW Available? Oh you did well nevermind
has one of the best offensive guards I seen in a long time, attempted a fly armbar what
Your move HOV lane
I didn't have my daily serving of vodka last night so today's turning into a disaster... And I have bad breath
Also if your going to the doctor to get your knee looked at dont wear tight jeans. Im stupider then usually this morning which is impressive
Shampoo does not, I repeat Does Not make an acceptable substitute when you run out of toothpaste... No shit Sherlock did I really think...
A glass of vodka a day keeps morning breath away. It's just science
Pro health tip: if you drink a glass of vodka before bed you don't have to brush your teeth.
Don't stress about how to be a good dad just watch Mr Mom and you pretty much got it covered; real talk Michael Keaton
Most people don't know this but later in life Rudolph the reindeer became a real arrogant prick always on about how he saved Christmas
Paint chips taste horrible but they do have a nice texture and finish //cus I'll bet you were wondering
Oh & I've been eating a shit ton of junk food but the self hate & guilt doesn't allow me to enjoy it
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