Maybe he'll take us all for a spin in his new car!!" Don't buy a car your rookie year. Retire, then buy a car lot.
All 3 Judges had it 30-27 Sonnen
VETS Thanks for your service to our country. Chael
Every #VOTESONNEN hashtag posted today counts as 2 votes for the BAD GUY!
And #VOTEFABER because he has the best chin.
#VOTESONNEN in the
Cover Vote. Also #VOTEPETTIS b/c he always has my back.
VOTE FOR THE BAD GUY. EA SPORTS UFC COVER VOTE.
But he didn't fool anybody and got no candy
it's Halloween. Lil' Nog went as a FIGHTER
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person's Report
He's the "Carmen Sandiego" of MMA
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
He's got a MEMORIAL PAVILLION named after him at UCLA Medical Center
Too bad he can't list his profession as "Fight Avoider" on his tax return
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
FOR SALE: MMA GLOVES Never used. Contact Lil' Nog, 1 Fragile Chicken Road, No-Show, Brazil
He fights less than Ghandi
Lil Nog: the only man who has 'no-showed' more times than Axl Rose.
so it isn't folkstyle?” Askren said in an interview that it's a combo. Weigh in here Ben.
Ringo played the drums And bread leaves crumbs Heartburn? Take TUMS WANDERLEI'S A BUM
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy And Velveeta's kinda cheesy And Fiji's kinda breezy Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY
I got instinct You'll miss the fight if you blink My bones are made of zinc My blood is made of ink And everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
Sandra Bullock's scared in space You could hear her heart race Fear's not hard to trace LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE
I can write a million rhymes I got a lot of time The reason you didn't sign I woulda made you three and NINE
Trains arrive late And haters gonna hate When he's gone inside the gate Wanderlei's record... 3 & 8
I hit like a truck I got the ladies and the bucks My middle name is bad luck And Wanderlei sucks
Dark is the night And mean dogs bite And wind moves kites But WANDY WON'T FIGHT
The Kings skate at the rink The Mod Squad had "Linc" Rogan likes Pink and WANDERLEI STINKS!!!
My wife's wrapped in Minks I'm agile as a Lynx I iron out the kinks and everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
Mayhem's inna clink Tito's onna brink There's dishes inna sink and WANDERLEI STINKS
Chael thinks Anderson sinks Wandy stinks
Someday you'll move up to shirts with buttons.
Thanks for having my back, Champ.
Full story Wednesday,
I SAVED WRESTLING
UFC Stats for MMA Inc roster for August: 5 wins 1 loss 2 Main Events 2 SOTN 1 KOTN 1 Gold Belt
I'm not crazy about your tone...Phil
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You're welcome. Chael
Why don't you limp on down here
. Send a Coke and a plate of nachos over to Ole Chael P.
- see you guys for #UFC
Finally a reason to watch football..
I'm at the Hard Rock. Some poor guy is outside laid out on the ground. I say poor guy cuz he only had $5 in his pocket.
your enormous teeth must be growing into your brain. Learn how to pronounce names of celebrities more famous than you.
2 - your official ranking as long as I'm around. #UFC159 #4/27/13
3 - New Jersey, the 3rd state in the United States and the home of my coronation. #UFC159 #4/27/13
Glad to have
in my corner.
4 - the number of moves it takes me to solve a rubics cube. Think I can't solve Jon Jones? #UFC159 #4/27/13
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