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Gator loves big baby Jesus, Osiris, and the old dirty bastard. https://t.co/yMrqPai8Fp
posted: yesterday
What's your opinion? @lorenzofertitta http://t.co/oCAHHCOrAL
posted: yesterday
Been over a decade since @MosDefOfficial said it, and I still ain't no perfect man, tryna do the best that i can, with what it is I have.
posted: yesterday
The Game of Love on @Daftpunk's Random Access Memories got me all emo right now.
posted: yesterday
The Internet should be used as an experiment to see if us monkeys can hold hands and stand atop the shoulders of giants to prevent WW3.
posted: yesterday
As usual, Hotdog, it's you and me against the world. http://t.co/SpvwXdvuAd
posted: yesterday
Nature. https://t.co/k9AIeOsJ4Q
posted: on Monday
Handle your biz this week. Focus on your priorities this week. Don't be distracted by your animal stupidity.
posted: on Monday
No tears are running down my eyes. I'm keeping all the pain inside. Now dontcha wanna be like me? I'm crazy as a man can be...
posted: on Monday
pe1212y's photo http://t.co/mDzirwEBzx
posted: on Monday
Gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride and envy. There's one more. What is it again? Morgan freeman, lets go to the library.
posted: on Monday
Perry and gatorhotdogdog http://t.co/QtMXVifuG3
posted: on Monday
It's BBQ season. You know what that means...
posted: on Sunday
Please do not take actions that will jeopardize your future or the future of your offspring tonight. I love you America.
posted: on Sunday
I'm in your head. https://t.co/VUdmcRYCwn
posted: on Sunday
Brett Michaels. https://t.co/jJdF9ZvoQQ
posted: on Sunday
Here's to the weekend. http://t.co/WWZkfUErSF @destinpfaff
posted: on Saturday
.@madflavor you got a guy for grenades? I'm missing them from my kit. http://t.co/DmakCeVwRH
posted: on Saturday
Yes. @LupeFiasco http://t.co/e6vodB7aab
posted: on Saturday
Monkey killer sentenced http://t.co/h1xeLEJcrZ
posted: on Friday
I like to drive my truck with no seatbelt. That way, I just feel like a really fat motorcyclist.
posted: on Friday
OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME. https://t.co/Jisd5sb9CV
posted: on Thursday
FOUR O'CLOCK. FIGURE OUT THE WEBSITE. HIDE FROM YOUR BOSS! @RachelFederoff @destinpfaff @TradioV
posted: on Thursday
TRAFFIC IS LIKE AN AWKWARD DINNER PARTY WHEN YOU CAN'T PEE IN A BOTTLE. @destinpfaff
posted: on Thursday
IN TRAFFIC ON THE WAY TO THIS AWKWARD SHOW
posted: on Thursday
That's odd. Remember my #thoughtsb4bed the other night? Nah? Me neither. http://t.co/3BvaiKkTKy
posted: on Thursday
We have the Internet, yet people are just now figuring out that Abercrombie & Fitch is for the strong of douche.
posted: on Thursday
MAGIC
posted: on Thursday
We have to save Her. http://t.co/kOWgXqe3QQ
posted: on Thursday
I bet your mom she couldn't eat a whole plate of RIBS. I owe her twenty dollars.
posted: last week
Your mom once fought a BEAR in WEST HOLLYWOOD.
posted: last week
Escaped hotdog. https://t.co/G8XjDucg2U
posted: last week
Flapper girls FTW @amyschumer http://t.co/sqaXvpxmEL@nealbrennan
posted: last week
Did that Ashley Madison ever settle down with the right swinger?
posted: last week
#thoughtsb4bed working class asshole is something to be.
posted: last week
#thoughtsb4bed university-educated people tend to be smart and dumb in the same pattern.
posted: last week
#thoughtsb4bed will I ever not snicker at "classically trained pianist?"
posted: last week
#thoughtsb4bed man pandas
posted: last week
Just read over my tweets from the past day. The Shit that Comes out of my thumbs...
posted: last week
The awkward show on Thursday.
posted: last week
You should watch more educational videos.
posted: last week
I came out of nothing, so all this is just extra.
posted: last week
I feel like I wrestled a package of asbestos all day.
posted: last week
So I'm on your show Thursday. @destinpfaff whatchuwannatalkabout?
posted: last week
I'm from the future. Car seats have Camelbacks here.
posted: last week
Billy Bob and Rachel from Friends did it.
posted: last week
I MEANT THE KIDS!!!!
posted: last week
Our tribe of international orphans has been swinging from my tits all week! Brad: We've got the money, cut them off and start all over!
posted: last week
There's a 3% chance that my Weiner may shrink below porn size, so I'm getting a double injectamy.
posted: last week
Angelina gets a boob job and it blazes the airwaves. It's like Boobghazi.
posted: last week
