Do you think MMA Junkie would hire the entire CagePotato editorial staff as a unit?
And Now He’s Fired: Paulo Thiago Cut by UFC Following Three Straight Losses
Here’s the Video of Conor McGregor Saying That Thing About His Balls and Chad Mendes’ Forehead
Goodnight (unless BG comes on later).
And now we have Mayhem Miller going ape shit on Twitter. MMA in a fucking nutshell.
We legitimately believe Bellator can compete on the same level as the UFC if the UFC continues their downward trend.
Has Zuffa demonstrated they are incapable of solving the UFC's problems?
At what point do we declare the end of MMA?
"In regards to candies, please take two--and remember, the ghouls and ghosts are watching you." I thought I was a badass poet.
When I was in third grade my mom tasked me with leaving out a bowl of Halloween candy. So I wrote this note on the bowl saying...
Unrelated thought: Don't make your kids give up stuff for lent. Don't even "celebrate" lent.
Hot take: 2014 is the worst year in MMA since the end of the dark ages.
Is MMA to noble or ignoble for the world to let it die?
Maybe Cain Velasquez's knee was hacked or stolen?
Can't wait to read a conspiracy theory about Cain's injury that somehow ties in Conor McGregor, Ronda Rousey, and Lorenzo's biceps.
Are "super camps" causing the injury crisis?
We watch MMA for the comedy.
Henry Cejudo Gets a Chance to Un-Screw Himself at Bantamweight, Booked For ‘UFC on FOX: Dos Santos vs. Miocic’
Mayhem Miller Pleads Not Guilty to Resisting and Obstructing Officer Charges
MMA needs its own version of #GamerGate. What should we all get outraged about?
If you don't want to spend $55 to watch Beneil Dariush and Hans Stringer on a PPV, you're just not a real f-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! #UFC179
Let's make it official: When a fighter is KO'd but their eyes remain open, that's called "The Living Death."
Serious Question: Will the UFC Exist in 50 Years?
breaks it down...
Goodnight, MMA. Thanks for listening to our stories.
Somebody said to call our readers baked potatoes which is probably pretty accurate tbh.
So our readers didn't want to be called Potato Chips whatever.
Is it alright if we start calling our readers "Potato Chips?"
If we think of any fun MMA stories we'll tell them later.
I remember coming home from a workout, putting MMA gloves on and checking ourselves out in the mirror being all like "We're sooo BAD"
So the dudes end up getting separated. Then baseball glove guy walks into the BJJ school and signs up for lessons on the spot.
And pulls out a pair of FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVES. And is all like "C'mon, C'mon!" and I started fucking laughing my ass off.
And the drunk is all like "LET'S GO, LET'S GO" and the non drunk goes over to his car...
The drunk/bloody guy and this other dude start jaw jacking and screaming. "I'll choke you out, mother fucker," the non-drunk says.
I'm assuming he got his ass beat in a bar fight and was trying to redeem himself. So he's taunting everyone nearby, so one dude bites.
there's this dude whose got a bloody nose and looks a bit bruised/fucked up walking around the parking lot screaming.
Another MMA story: There was a bar about 2 doors down from our BJJ school (which was in a strip mall). So one day I'm going to class and
Matt Saccaro doesn't even exist. Ben Goldstein is just a psycho and uses the CP twitter to talk with himself.
This would be stuff that would make the previous psycho shit we've posted on here look normal, LOL.
I actually want to start some intensely psychological venting on here but I better not.
Good morning, MMA.
But this summer I saw a wrestler from high school working at a deli and it was just like weird. Idk.
Then there was this fit wrestler who was our age and we were like "omg we're just a Macy's guy and this dude is a wrestler."
And I just didn't know what to do because his wrestling could crush my puny BJJ techniques.
I remember when I was at Macy's there was this like grizzled wrestler guy asking me for fashion advice.
But we ate it anyway...
They had this fucking grilled cheese burger for $1. They called it "the melted cheddar cheese burger" or something. It was gross.
Once we had to watch a football game in a Wendy's and we felt a little pathetic but everyone was fighting over taking down the xmas tree.
Does the UFC actually have an octagonal waffle iron? We're not keen on UFC merch but omg we would buy that in a second.
What's funny is that if we ever meet fans we're half expecting them to beat the shit out of us because we get so many hate tweets.
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