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yesterday
UFC 183 Continues to Improve Exponentially, Adds Joe Lauzon vs. Al Iaquinta http://t.co/1e0ME2bJq8
on Tuesday
Lex Luger's promos are all so...constipated.
on Tuesday
OH MY GOD GUYS, NOW GUSTAFSSON DWARFS *JOHNSON*?? https://t.co/F87l7ihIGl WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?? @MMAjunkie @MMAWeeklycom @BloodyElbow #LOL
on Monday
What was the exact month and year in which your passion for MMA was at its peak?
on Monday
Interesting...there have only been eight 5th-round stoppages in UFC history. TJ Dillashaw has two of them. http://t.co/N6BAx3vNZW
on Monday
Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Renzo Gracie: Full Video From Metamoris 5 http://t.co/iNGUMyYgvy
on Monday
Paige VanZant vs. Kailin Curran won Fight of the Night, and only Fight Pass subscribers saw it. Why would you not post highlights online?
on Monday
I just learned that one of our contributors lives on a street called "Julian Lane." No joke. Now that's commitment. https://t.co/lsb1GGpCqo
on Monday
Good morning, MMA.
on Monday
Goodnight, MMA. Please don't succumb to the ways of the wicked.
on Sunday
Food help: Late lunch (leftover pizza) and late dinner (taco bell) OR dinner at regular time (better pizza or sushi)?
on Sunday
The kid who interfered had a falling out w/me because I liked WCW more than WWE. He became some shitty DJ.
on Sunday
The kid who kneed me in the face translates legal documents from Japanese to English now.
on Sunday
So I got DQ'd but still retained the imaginary belt.
on Sunday
We were in a shoot pro wrestling match on the playground in 4th grade and we got kneed in the face bad. Then my friend interfered.
on Sunday
Then we were like "Maybe Weidman can be Weidperson since Chairman is Chairperson."
on Sunday
Like we called Weidman "Narrowman." Get it?
on Sunday
We try to come up with dumb fighter names. Anderson Silva was Anderdad because Dad is opposite of son.
on Sunday
They didn't get that training in BJJ/MMA whatever =/= being a "fighter, BRO"
on Sunday
on this date and the first thing the girl says is "So they told me you're a fighter?" And he was so annoyed.
on Sunday
We had an intern who was a blue belt. He had a lot of these friendquaintances who didn't know shit about MMA. So they set him up...
on Sunday
We think we told all our MMA stories.
on Sunday
Like it can be anything MMA-related. For example, we tweeted about going on a date w/a casual MMA fan once a few months ago.
on Sunday
Btw today is Magic MMA Story Sunday. So if you have any tweet 'em at us and we'll RT them.
on Sunday
Why do these Fucking shows go to 1 am every time? Talk about not being user friendly...
on Sunday
Can we demote Green from king to like viscount?
on Sunday
Taunting is great when you're not being turned into a punching bag.
on Sunday
If we live blog a Golden Corral Thanksgiving will you click on and share the article?
on Sunday
John Cena sucks.
on Sunday
Is there a sadder place on earth than Golden Corral on Thanksgiving?
on Sunday
He spun him in a circle.
on Sunday
Jesus...
on Sunday
Oliynyk has that Vegeta hairline going on.
on Saturday
Good fight. Magomedov looked good.
on Saturday
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a boxer? Josh Copeland.
on Saturday
The first round was sufficiently violent.
on Saturday
The jiggling of the guts is almost hypnotic.
on Saturday
Heavyweight MMA :)
on Saturday
Good morning, MMA.
on Saturday
Goodnight, MMA. Know that we love you.
on Friday
I thought we published those Angela Magana nudes *years* ago, but now they're nowhere to be found on the site. @ReXone3, can you help?
on Friday
Props to the tireless Wikipedia contributor who loaded the UFC's entire bullshit 2015 schedule into the events page: http://t.co/CjUCvo6LcB
on Friday
This photo is so strange. Why does CB Dollaway look like he's twice the size of Daniel Cormier? http://t.co/OCZDfV1JJb
on Friday
War Machine Pleads Not Guilty to Felony Charges Related to Beating of Christy Mack, Will Face Trial in February http://t.co/8HdYmS86ql
last week
Zuffa Earnings Down 40 Percent in 2014 Due to Fighter Injury, Reports S&P http://t.co/aQ7luMjuFw http://t.co/EDn8Ds89vN
last week
Like if you watch Hunger Games and listen to Taylor Swift, then wtf? But we think dudes fighting in a cage is cool so ugh.
last week
As professional MMA bloggers, is it inappropriate for us to look down on people who care about celebrities?
last week
At this point, I think Randa Markos has done enough to deserve a Wikipedia page.
last week
Ashlee Evans-Smith Replaces Holly Holm at UFC 181 Against Raquel Pennington http://t.co/s8gFq0o5LZ
last week
TUF 20 Video Highlights: Felice Herrig vs. Randa Markos Ends in First-Round Submission http://t.co/mFxHca9GmK
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