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yesterday
Do you think MMA Junkie would hire the entire CagePotato editorial staff as a unit?
yesterday
And Now He’s Fired: Paulo Thiago Cut by UFC Following Three Straight Losses http://t.co/IuICt3ccgp
yesterday
Here’s the Video of Conor McGregor Saying That Thing About His Balls and Chad Mendes’ Forehead http://t.co/3mBGEGUIhj
on Tuesday
Goodnight (unless BG comes on later).
on Tuesday
And now we have Mayhem Miller going ape shit on Twitter. MMA in a fucking nutshell.
on Tuesday
We legitimately believe Bellator can compete on the same level as the UFC if the UFC continues their downward trend.
on Tuesday
Has Zuffa demonstrated they are incapable of solving the UFC's problems?
on Tuesday
At what point do we declare the end of MMA?
on Tuesday
"In regards to candies, please take two--and remember, the ghouls and ghosts are watching you." I thought I was a badass poet.
on Tuesday
When I was in third grade my mom tasked me with leaving out a bowl of Halloween candy. So I wrote this note on the bowl saying...
on Tuesday
Unrelated thought: Don't make your kids give up stuff for lent. Don't even "celebrate" lent.
on Tuesday
Hot take: 2014 is the worst year in MMA since the end of the dark ages.
on Tuesday
Is MMA to noble or ignoble for the world to let it die?
on Tuesday
Maybe Cain Velasquez's knee was hacked or stolen?
on Tuesday
Can't wait to read a conspiracy theory about Cain's injury that somehow ties in Conor McGregor, Ronda Rousey, and Lorenzo's biceps.
on Tuesday
Are "super camps" causing the injury crisis?
on Tuesday
We watch MMA for the comedy.
on Tuesday
Henry Cejudo Gets a Chance to Un-Screw Himself at Bantamweight, Booked For ‘UFC on FOX: Dos Santos vs. Miocic’ http://t.co/NpFmFxSFPC
on Tuesday
Mayhem Miller Pleads Not Guilty to Resisting and Obstructing Officer Charges http://t.co/cmZOryZXNF http://t.co/u8vVaHo3gs
on Monday
MMA needs its own version of #GamerGate. What should we all get outraged about?
on Monday
If you don't want to spend $55 to watch Beneil Dariush and Hans Stringer on a PPV, you're just not a real f-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! #UFC179
on Monday
Let's make it official: When a fighter is KO'd but their eyes remain open, that's called "The Living Death." http://t.co/bLAg58QzUN
on Monday
Serious Question: Will the UFC Exist in 50 Years? http://t.co/EvxrSu4g3V @ItsMikeFagan breaks it down... http://t.co/9EDXvRt1J1
on Sunday
Goodnight, MMA. Thanks for listening to our stories.
on Sunday
Somebody said to call our readers baked potatoes which is probably pretty accurate tbh.
on Sunday
So our readers didn't want to be called Potato Chips whatever.
on Sunday
Is it alright if we start calling our readers "Potato Chips?"
on Sunday
If we think of any fun MMA stories we'll tell them later.
on Sunday
I remember coming home from a workout, putting MMA gloves on and checking ourselves out in the mirror being all like "We're sooo BAD"
on Sunday
So the dudes end up getting separated. Then baseball glove guy walks into the BJJ school and signs up for lessons on the spot.
on Sunday
And pulls out a pair of FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVES. And is all like "C'mon, C'mon!" and I started fucking laughing my ass off.
on Sunday
And the drunk is all like "LET'S GO, LET'S GO" and the non drunk goes over to his car...
on Sunday
The drunk/bloody guy and this other dude start jaw jacking and screaming. "I'll choke you out, mother fucker," the non-drunk says.
on Sunday
I'm assuming he got his ass beat in a bar fight and was trying to redeem himself. So he's taunting everyone nearby, so one dude bites.
on Sunday
there's this dude whose got a bloody nose and looks a bit bruised/fucked up walking around the parking lot screaming.
on Sunday
Another MMA story: There was a bar about 2 doors down from our BJJ school (which was in a strip mall). So one day I'm going to class and
on Sunday
Matt Saccaro doesn't even exist. Ben Goldstein is just a psycho and uses the CP twitter to talk with himself.
on Sunday
This would be stuff that would make the previous psycho shit we've posted on here look normal, LOL.
on Sunday
I actually want to start some intensely psychological venting on here but I better not.
on Sunday
Good morning, MMA.
on Sunday
Goodnight, MMA.
on Saturday
But this summer I saw a wrestler from high school working at a deli and it was just like weird. Idk.
on Saturday
Then there was this fit wrestler who was our age and we were like "omg we're just a Macy's guy and this dude is a wrestler."
on Saturday
And I just didn't know what to do because his wrestling could crush my puny BJJ techniques.
on Saturday
I remember when I was at Macy's there was this like grizzled wrestler guy asking me for fashion advice.
on Saturday
But we ate it anyway...
on Saturday
They had this fucking grilled cheese burger for $1. They called it "the melted cheddar cheese burger" or something. It was gross.
on Saturday
Once we had to watch a football game in a Wendy's and we felt a little pathetic but everyone was fighting over taking down the xmas tree.
on Saturday
Does the UFC actually have an octagonal waffle iron? We're not keen on UFC merch but omg we would buy that in a second.
on Saturday
What's funny is that if we ever meet fans we're half expecting them to beat the shit out of us because we get so many hate tweets.
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