So can we officially call Dominick Cruz the unluckiest fighter ever?
Question for MMA fans: If Cody McKenzie is a washout loser who only has himself to blame, what is Jose Aldo?
The shout out in the New Yorker was all we needed.
But it's cool we don't do it for the awards.
We really should win best MMA site for 2014 because we did better stuff this year than any year.
This image sums up 2014 MMA better than any other.
I just started assembling our 2014 Potato Awards feature, and came across this gem from 2012...
LOL...watch the girl yawning behind Durkin. Not a wrestling fan, I take it?
Crazy Enough to Be True: Ten Wild MMA Predictions for 2015
"A Glimpse Into A Long Island Kung Fu Pain Cult"
Amazing, hilarious read via
For an MMA site, covering pure submission grappling is as bad as covering Mayweather bullshit or Wrestlemania.
We're too raw to cover submission grappling.
Sorry but we'll never, ever pay to watch a guy butt scoot.
Is caring about submission grappling the new MMA hipster thing to do?
Reviewing CagePotato's 2014 internal memos and finding some interesting stuff. Did you know we demoted King Mo to viscount?
What are the odds of Chuck Liddell coming back next year for a "Master's Superfight" against Ken Shamrock? Will the UFC be that desperate?
Because for real, CM Punk's interview on Off The Record is more exciting than Rampage's next UFC fight (if it happens) will be.
Hot take: Signing Rampage is worse than signing CM Punk.
We had 1/2 of a magic cheese danish for breakfast this morning. What about you guys?
What's sad is we remember thinking Rampage was SOOO funny and cool in high school. Ugh.
First thoughts about last night after waking up: 1. Ew. Rampage. 2. CB didn't belong in there with Machida. 3. Ugh Rampage why?
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Watched 4,000 NOS commercials for one minute of fighting.
Man vs child.
We're loving Lyoto's shorts. Such an awesome color.
We demoted Barao to viscount after he lost to Dillashaw. He hasn't earned the baron rank back yet in our rankings.
MMA is the only sport where a guy is "done" after submitting his opponent.
They (unnecessarily) cut to the studio in between every fight but not when the feed dies. Smart.
Like how do you put on a totally different event by mistake? That requires K1-level ineptitude.
I guess the event got so bad they just said "fuck it, let's put on something else."
What the fuck is going on
Earlier this year we saw a badass wrestler we went to school with serving an overweight lady at a deli and it broke our brains.
How could a wrestler be reduced to serving coffee?
Funny how Dana White accused Greg Jackson of being a sport-killer when it was him all along.
I know we get so much heat for "hating" MMA but honestly we love it. Sucks to see Zuffa has done its best to bury it the last two years.
Is this what the UFC wants?
After tonight people won't discuss how great the UFC's roster is. They'll be talking about the pathetic and desperate state of affairs.
We know nothing about law, but maybe they're signing Rampage so they can lose in court and prove they aren't a monopoly?
MMA has done a pretty good job of making a joke of itself recently.
That's how you book a squash match.
I wish the tattoo on Silva's shoulder was the imperial logo.
When are they doing the announcement this is getting annoying.
Dana White's legal defense will be "We're in the fight business, dummy. Not the law business."
Fuck they just called the fight over a dislocated finger. Jesus.
Have a feeling the UFC is going to be downgraded to CCC.
On a side note, why the fuck would you send Seth Rogen and James Franco to kill Kim Jon Un?
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