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earlier today
Great Job, Nevada!: Vitor Belfort Has Been Drug Tested Exactly Zero Times Since Being Re-Licensed by NSAC http://t.co/lCLiwacu5S
earlier today
THIS *IS* MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME. http://t.co/7WFuxcL3U8
earlier today
MMA’s Last Taboo: Sexual Abuse and the Sport’s Silent Victims http://t.co/vvHAGK375L (via @Thracian_Books)
earlier today
Good morning, MMA.
yesterday
So...the biggest Mexican star on the UFC 180 card is Kelvin Gastelum, now? http://t.co/GBaSKLNzqV
yesterday
Goodnight, MMA. Please carefully consider your activities if you've had recent contact with an Ebola patient.
yesterday
Is the world going to end in February, and is Zuffa hiding this from the public while they prepare their escape from this doomed planet?
yesterday
The UFC now has Jon Jones, Ronda Rousey, Anderson Silva, Nick Diaz, and Conor McGregor all scheduled to fight in January.
yesterday
yesterday
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yesterday
We feel there's a lack of fraternal and sororal love in MMA.
yesterday
There's a dude I know named William. This one guy used to call him "Spilliam" for some reason and it was really stupid.
yesterday
Joe Lauzon Out of UFC 180 With Injury, Diego Sanchez Currently Without Opponent http://t.co/ec3oVShuhA
yesterday
The UFC now has Jones/Cormier, Rousey/Zingano, and Silva/Diaz scheduled for January. Odds that all three fights actually happen?
yesterday
Good morning, MMA.
on Wednesday
Goodnight, MMA. Please don't succumb to the ways of the wicked.
on Wednesday
I know for a fact she doesn't read CagePotato so she must've found them in the store and thought of us. Jesus.
on Wednesday
Mother Potato just bought us Dude Wipes, no joke.
on Wednesday
Do you think MMA Junkie would hire the entire CagePotato editorial staff as a unit?
on Wednesday
And Now He’s Fired: Paulo Thiago Cut by UFC Following Three Straight Losses http://t.co/IuICt3ccgp
on Wednesday
Here’s the Video of Conor McGregor Saying That Thing About His Balls and Chad Mendes’ Forehead http://t.co/3mBGEGUIhj
on Tuesday
Goodnight (unless BG comes on later).
on Tuesday
And now we have Mayhem Miller going ape shit on Twitter. MMA in a fucking nutshell.
on Tuesday
We legitimately believe Bellator can compete on the same level as the UFC if the UFC continues their downward trend.
on Tuesday
Has Zuffa demonstrated they are incapable of solving the UFC's problems?
on Tuesday
At what point do we declare the end of MMA?
on Tuesday
"In regards to candies, please take two--and remember, the ghouls and ghosts are watching you." I thought I was a badass poet.
on Tuesday
When I was in third grade my mom tasked me with leaving out a bowl of Halloween candy. So I wrote this note on the bowl saying...
on Tuesday
Unrelated thought: Don't make your kids give up stuff for lent. Don't even "celebrate" lent.
on Tuesday
Hot take: 2014 is the worst year in MMA since the end of the dark ages.
on Tuesday
Is MMA to noble or ignoble for the world to let it die?
on Tuesday
Maybe Cain Velasquez's knee was hacked or stolen?
on Tuesday
Can't wait to read a conspiracy theory about Cain's injury that somehow ties in Conor McGregor, Ronda Rousey, and Lorenzo's biceps.
on Tuesday
Are "super camps" causing the injury crisis?
on Tuesday
We watch MMA for the comedy.
on Tuesday
Henry Cejudo Gets a Chance to Un-Screw Himself at Bantamweight, Booked For ‘UFC on FOX: Dos Santos vs. Miocic’ http://t.co/NpFmFxSFPC
on Tuesday
Mayhem Miller Pleads Not Guilty to Resisting and Obstructing Officer Charges http://t.co/cmZOryZXNF http://t.co/u8vVaHo3gs
on Monday
MMA needs its own version of #GamerGate. What should we all get outraged about?
on Monday
If you don't want to spend $55 to watch Beneil Dariush and Hans Stringer on a PPV, you're just not a real f-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! #UFC179
on Monday
Let's make it official: When a fighter is KO'd but their eyes remain open, that's called "The Living Death." http://t.co/bLAg58QzUN
on Monday
Serious Question: Will the UFC Exist in 50 Years? http://t.co/EvxrSu4g3V @ItsMikeFagan breaks it down... http://t.co/9EDXvRt1J1
on Sunday
Goodnight, MMA. Thanks for listening to our stories.
on Sunday
Somebody said to call our readers baked potatoes which is probably pretty accurate tbh.
on Sunday
So our readers didn't want to be called Potato Chips whatever.
on Sunday
Is it alright if we start calling our readers "Potato Chips?"
on Sunday
If we think of any fun MMA stories we'll tell them later.
on Sunday
I remember coming home from a workout, putting MMA gloves on and checking ourselves out in the mirror being all like "We're sooo BAD"
on Sunday
So the dudes end up getting separated. Then baseball glove guy walks into the BJJ school and signs up for lessons on the spot.
on Sunday
And pulls out a pair of FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVES. And is all like "C'mon, C'mon!" and I started fucking laughing my ass off.
on Sunday
And the drunk is all like "LET'S GO, LET'S GO" and the non drunk goes over to his car...
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