SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
*makes airplane sounds*
5 hrs of sleep over 3 days. When it's all over tell that asshole Father Time I took him for everything he got.
HELP ME CAFFEINE YOURE MY ONLY HOPE
As I delusionally fall asleep I will dream about how I still want white Mountain SBs & the Gap/En Noir collabo that drops tomorrow
Gotta be up in 6 hours to go back to the airport. I can't escape that place. Plus I haven't slept in 2 days. Lol. I'm a mess.
Giselle just signed up for Tinder.
What flavor are them Tom Brady turnovers
Belicheck yourself before you wreck yourself. Feel free to use that
You have to pay for that
Dat Chiefs defense had me like
Patriots. CM Punk. Hammer pants. What are things that ain't coming back for $500 Alex?
NESN like yo when does hockey start
Is this what heaven feels like?
Aaaaaaaahahahhaha Tom Brady
The hell? You take the points on the road. Go for it at home. For shame, Chiefs.
Patriot fans are so sensitive. Sheesh. Your QB wears Uggs it's all good.
It's almost like the Patriots didn't get to illegally film the Chiefs before this game.
Really need to talk to Triple H regarding his shirt tie color combo.
No fight scheduled? No problem for Sean Soriano. Still go 100.
Future's so bright...
#mma #ufc #canon
Case of the Mondays = Yuri & Gilbert trying to choke one another
Umm...I think there's a problem. My new
tee came with sleeves. #WWEQualityControl
Straight from airport to poppin shots. Team No Sleep. Just waiting for the hat Mr
Fly all night. Just landed. Now off to the gym to shoot and then workout. Rest is for suckers and smart people.
5am in Detroit. My life right now and also the future title of my memoirs.
Wanna apologize to
for not flying you tonight. I feel like I let
It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes.
Flying across the country tonight with nothing but a documentary, a
and a dream. $50 to a water charity if I manage to sleep.
How ya gonna ask me what camera I use and then get mad at me when it's not the answer you want? Friggin hate photographers.
Heard a rumor it became the Chris Caraiso press conference.
Sad regarding the outcome but great fight from both men and I'm proud of you Eddie.
Think Goldberg said Eddie trains at ATT which means I've been driving to the wrong gym every day.
Eddie wanted cheesy walkout music. I asked him about it. And that's cheese. He did us proud.
Dustin was hurt tagged and rocked before that? Hahahahhaha. I love UFC. Seriously.
We need to ban fighters from having backs of their heads. Only 2 fronts from now on. #MMAGenius
If you don't want fighters to sit then don't give them stools. You're welcome.
Can someone in Ireland confirm to me that your entire country has shut down please
It's like when they yell at me to watch an NFL game.
Someone get me that
CRUZ hoodie. I'll wear it in 100 degree 98% humidity SoFla weather I don't care.
BASED DOM HAS NO FUCKS TO GIVE ABOUT YOUR RANKINGS OR YOUR PRELIMS.
Cruz walkout so fire. Thank you based Dom.
While we have all been on this journey with
together, the last chapter is his to write alone.
I guess in order for Alvarez/Cerrone to exist, we need this. Yin/Yang etc...
That's due to the fights themselves, not fault of announcers. Just saying.
Feels like UFC announcing is going the way of baseball. "He really likes Popsicles, Joe. Purple. There's a jab. And he loves fishing..."
Also amazingly went to
and did not buy any
I'm shocked myself.
Just had a bombastic vegetarian lunch. Vegas is good for something I guess. Now on to business. Good luck
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