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earlier today
Airport hot take: Travel hats, while cool and trendy, are not at all cool or trendy.
earlier today
There is either a world famous DJ on my flight or a random white dude from Europe.
earlier today
Airport education: Damn near every dude in sandals has gross feet. My feet are like succulent smooth clouds of silk. Dudes need to step up.
earlier today
earlier today
Working out this morning before the airport seemed like such a good idea last night. #DraggingAss
yesterday
Going out of town, so I put stuff in the freezer so it stays A-OK. Probably shouldn't have got a goldfish last week. *fingers crossed
yesterday
Gonna see all this put to work Nov 7th. :) #GoGuto http://t.co/JimLd1TvOA
yesterday
To be fair, @FrontRowBrian and I said UFC in Mexico should be all lucha with the one title fight. Guaranteed draw. La Parka & Villanos, etc
yesterday
I greatly worry about Mark Hunt fighting a 5 round fight at that altitude though *sadface
yesterday
SAVE US MARK HUNT YOU BEAUTIFUL CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF DESTRUCTION
yesterday
If Velasquez really is hurt, time to get @HeymanHustle on the line. Brock as #WWE and #ufc champ at same time is best for business.
yesterday
I think girls like Mjolnir shots when it's from a dude they love. But a random space hog in their inbox can't be fun.
yesterday
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say no lady wants a random hammer pic. Get tagged in a @JaydenJaymes tweet & my poor eyes. I'm sorry JJ.
yesterday
I don't use @chase ApplePay because I like taking my wallet out and having people ask about all the cat photos.
yesterday
Something to think about. http://t.co/h4kbgeS3Sz
yesterday
Happy birthday to @Jake_Bonacci, keeping everyone in shape. Still won't workout with me. Says I'm too much of a specimen.
yesterday
Off to Denver tomorrow for #Broncos v #Chargers. Wonder how much @TonyVillani_XPE @AnDREW_XPE family is gonna be on that field?
on Monday
I pay off my @chase CC every month so today is the day where I feel like I have a bunch of free money. #BuyEverything
on Monday
THIS STEEL CURTAIN THO
on Monday
Nice to see @HeymanHustle on #RAW tonight. Bout time Kansas City had a winner in their town. #wwe
on Monday
Just chilling, Kevin Love defense style http://t.co/K5v98OyZUv
on Monday
Sorry not sorry take: this new Dumb and Dumber looks AWFUL.
on Monday
Why do I have snapchat if I'm not getting nude videos from UFC champs? I demand a refund.
on Monday
Grinding 100% even during fight week http://t.co/mTbuoN1jtT
on Monday
on Monday
Imagine if Stern doesn't veto the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade. You ruined everything, David. Everything.
on Monday
Gilbert leaves for Brazil today for UFC 179. Doesn't mean he takes a day off. https://t.co/L6YRSNgunO
on Monday
on Monday
Nothing more inspiring to get up and workout than listening to what High Pitch Eric eats every day. Thanks @sternshow
on Sunday
More like KaeperNot. BOOM ROASTED
on Sunday
This football game: http://t.co/EsGWn7Jfr9
on Sunday
Congrats Peyton. You and Trent Dilfer each have one ring. BOOM ROASTED
on Sunday
Lebron's black ice in that new Beats commercial is legendary. #PaintHairDontCare
on Sunday
Peyton can only get 2 tonight. I wanna see him break the record in person next week. Help me out SF defense.
on Sunday
As stoked as I was that Motley Crüe killed it last night, that memory was shattered finding out @NikkiSixx is a Seahawks fan. #GoRams
on Sunday
I hate the Seahawks so much so this is the best Sunday in recent memory. #Rams
on Sunday
Secondary so awful. #Rams
on Sunday
Was wondering when St Louis would show up. #ThatsMyRams
on Sunday
As a Rams fan since before many of you were born, trust me. This means nothing. #Rams fans never get excited until 0:00.
on Sunday
#Rams are so good for 25 minutes. Imagine if we played a full game. #TheStruggle #STLvsSEA
on Saturday
As someone who lives in Florida...horribly bummed that FSU won.
on Saturday
And now I got the end of ND v FSU? What an action packed night. Way to kickstart my heart...heart...heart
on Saturday
Show up. Collect check in 4 minutes. Pretend to be bummed. Can't believe I rushed home for that.
on Saturday
When is GGG on? Can I get home in time to watch it? Crüe and Golovkin in one night!?
on Saturday
Mötley Crüe absolutely killed it. Thank you @Arealitycheck What a show.
on Saturday
Today I learned the "Don't wear the shirt of the band you are seeing" rule does not apply to Mötley Crüe.
on Saturday
Bad form to wear a @HEELZiggler tee to Motley Crüe tonight or is that why they were made in the first place? #ShoutAtTheDevilWearsPrada
on Saturday
Little light work for Guto Inocente. Gotta rest up since Mondays are no joke. http://t.co/frTseG5Axb
on Saturday
Nothing worse than having to go to the gym when Tremors is on.
on Friday
This is awful clap clap clapclapclap
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