MMA Tweets:
Ryan Loco

earlier today
There's no way people that work at the Comcast office use Comcast for internet. We need an investigative report.
earlier today
I'm gonna go home and edit photos and listen to Stabbing Westward. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, MOM
earlier today
A library is like a big Kindle. #Portlandia
earlier today
Problem is I'm going to watch this 30 for 30 on the Bad Boy Pistons and then not want to watch the playoffs this year out of frustration.
earlier today
Early morning Ryan hears late night Ryan make all these promises and he just laughs. "Yeah, we will totally get up early to work out."
yesterday
Doug Sparks' dad is probably like thanks for telling everyone I banged a polar bear.
yesterday
And Kim Winslow calls an armbar a TKO. Never change, bae.
yesterday
Yo sometimes we don't need these bright light zoom close up shots of these dudes, UFC. Just saying.
yesterday
"...for those in attendance..." Hmm...that's a new one. Not the thousan...ehh never mind
yesterday
If you are from Quebec City, do you root for the Brit or the US guy? False. You root for Joe Sakic.
yesterday
This is the vegetarian sandwich equivalent of what a lap dance feels like wearing silk pants. Thanks @joshuahusak http://t.co/7Mtl6ENwp4
yesterday
I like going to other people's places to watch stuff because they own furniture. This "couch" thing is pretty cool. http://t.co/YLWd1KxB2G
yesterday
My gf follows UFC. Lives in Toronto. Is from Quebec City. She said to me a little bit ago: there's a UFC in Quebec City?
yesterday
MMA will be mainstream when I stop having to do the air punches when people ask what I do for a living.
yesterday
So excited for @ufc 172 next weekend because its my birthday weekend and @Anthony_Rumble said he would buy me a penguin after the fight.
yesterday
Will someone in the back get off their asses and help Sam Stout?
yesterday
Are any guys from Quebec City on this UFC card?
yesterday
Some of my selects from @GLORY_WS Istanbul are now up: http://t.co/74jKOiuukC
yesterday
This is just like when the NFL plays games at noon on Wednesdays.
yesterday
Photos from Istanbul are up now on the blog if you wanna see @JamesLaw25 @jonbier13 & I walk around: http://t.co/w52KBUuazl
yesterday
Homeless guy asked for money for food so I offered to go buy him food & he said no and it bummed me out.
yesterday
You can't sit with us. NYC x Hardcore x Snapshotters http://t.co/r2YuX7rUtO
yesterday
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was powdered coffee creamer.
on Tuesday
I hate on Chopped when a contestant is like "I didn't even know they made canned corn!" STFU YES YOU DID YOU ARE A HUMAN. Smug jerks.
on Tuesday
Peace and love. http://t.co/GyIJi0x9yd
on Tuesday
Meat Day/Night is no joke here in camp. @blackzilians http://t.co/6RoU2L6iUf
on Tuesday
Terror at 30k feet above the Atlantic aka drunk guy fighting everyone on Turkish Airlines. (what I woke up to) http://t.co/am4VkXBhpT
on Tuesday
Legit UFC is like my life 22/7 (2 hrs for WWE, sorry y'all) but damn even I didn't know about this card. I'm befuddled.
on Tuesday
There's a UFC tomorrow? The hell?
on Tuesday
I had a Turkish coffee in a rug shop in Istanbul that was probably the best coffee I've ever had (next to Dunkin of course).
on Tuesday
Getting that Turkish Turnt Up. @MissAlyssaArce @GLORY_WS http://t.co/isRpwQQHEo
on Monday
Once your baby boy, always your baby boy. @Tyrone_spong & mom backstage, @GLORY_WS #Istanbul http://t.co/dPvAvKiV6M
on Monday
Somehow Elle always knows when I'm pointing a camera at her. It's a gift. @GLORY_WS #GloryGirls http://t.co/K3LqS55KJy
on Monday
Just left my good friend Tyrone Spong's hospital room. He is in good spirits & thankful for all the support. Video message for all in a bit.
on Monday
My friend. My brother. @Tyrone_spong ?? Post surgery. @GLORY_WS http://t.co/nQvZi1oXM8
on Monday
Off to go see Tyrone at the hospital. ??
on Sunday
HOME.
on Sunday
I will be putting up full galleries tomorrow of both my shots from Glory as well as walking around Istanbul. But after I sleep in. Big time.
on Sunday
Very stoked to land and see how well @RickieFowlerPGA & @skovy14 did at Augusta. Congrats fellas! A bright spot for me today lol
on Sunday
Saki & Rashad look over Tyrone. I can't explain to you how terrible of a feeling this was. I wish this on no one. http://t.co/FwANWQCX5A
on Sunday
Found a bag in our air train. So now our train was shut down. Legit, F today.
on Sunday
Big thanks to NYC's finest for cleaning up the mess. http://t.co/ZDMl5gANiw
on Sunday
This is what I woke up to on the plane. I thought we were going down, lol. Stupid drunk passenger. http://t.co/Loc6Wfmxnk
on Sunday
Bad turbulence. Drunk restrained dude yelling. The mother is crying. This has to be some sort of joke.
on Sunday
This is the worst trip experience of my life, lol
on Sunday
Now he's yelling and crying. Awww i feel really really bad for this fuck up who is ruining my flight.
on Sunday
Now people are talking to the drunk idiot like a baby. Just punch the dude. I'm an easy going guy but if you mess up my travel, get punched.
on Sunday
There's a fight on my plane. If this prevents me from landing in NYC I can't even begin to tell you how angry I will be.
on Sunday
Shot of @gokhantherebel as he enters for the final. A humble champion who wears the belt with class & honor @GLORY_WS http://t.co/5E5uUpJnBu
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