Louisiana is known for its spicy dishes, and Shreveport native Laura Moro is as hot as they come. In between her modeling gigs and ring girl work, the green-eyed beauty set sail to try and cool off, but the high sea is where things heated up.
Where are you calling home these days?
I can already hear the twang in your voice.
What can I say? I’m a country girl.
Very. I’ve already had two crawfish boils. I’ll be doing it all summer long. Crawfish and Bud Light—that’s how Louisiana girls do it.
What does a girl do for fun in Shreveport on a Friday night?
I love to go out dancing, and I gamble a lot. There are tons of casinos.
What’s your game of choice?
Do you play black/red or do you have a favorite number?
No favorite number. I just go with my gut feeling. Actually, I’ve always been pretty lucky, so I stick with that technique. A couple of weeks ago, I won $2000.
What did you do with your winnings?
I paid my car note and then went shopping. A girl needs to shop [laughing].
Your birthday is this month. How many spankings are you getting?
23, and a pinch to grow on.
How are you going to celebrate?
I wanna take a trip somewhere. Hopefully the weather is nice and I can go to the beach.
What’s on your bday wish list?
Diamond earrings, and I want a boat so I can go on the lake all the time. A girl can dream, can’t she? I sell boats at a big place down here, and being around them all the time, I can’t help but want one.
You were on a boat all day for your shoot. Do you have your sea legs?
Definitely. I’ve only gotten sick on a boat once, and that’s probably because I had a little too much to drink [laughing]. But I feel right at home on a boat. I love going to the lake or off the coast.
You’ve done some ring card girl work for the Louisiana-based MMA promotion Ring Rulers. How is that gig treating you?
I love it. I’m still doing it. They’re working on hosting an event in Vegas soon. So, I’m hoping that happens, because that would be very cool. Roulette wheel, here I come [laughing].
Who’s your favorite fighter?
Chuck Liddell, but I haven’t seen much of him lately, so maybe it’s time to pick a new one.
Stick with Chuck, he’s legit. How do you stay in such good shape?
Lunges…that’s it. I don’t go to the gym. I just walk around my apartment doing lunges back and forth. I have a big booty, and everyone talks about it. I’ve got to keep that baby in shape.
What’s your favorite physical feature?
My booty gets the most attention, but I’d rather have a compliment on my eyes. Hey guys, my eyes are up here [laughing].
When you’re not boiling crawfish or lunging around the house, what keeps you entertained?
I love to have paintball wars with my friends. It makes me feel like I’m in the Army. I like to go four-wheeling, too. I grew up with three older brothers, so I’m not afraid to get dirty.
Were they tough on you?
Let’s just say that I didn’t have a boyfriend for very long when I was growing up.
Do you have a boyfriend now?
Yes, for about two years.
Your brothers aren’t doing a very good job anymore. How did this one get your attention?
He acted like he didn’t like me. It worked. When you’re annoying, it’s so obvious.
Your last Tweet that I read said: “This laughing gas at the dentist is niceeee… haha.” Would you care to expound on that statement?
[Laughing] That statement should explain itself. They gave me so much laughing gas that I couldn’t stop giggling. Everyone at the office was laughing at me. It was awesome. They had that machine turned up to the second level the whole time. I got high as hell [laughing]. I love going to the dentist now.
Besides being the only person who likes going to the dentist, what’s one thing that a lot of people don’t know about you?
I’m a pretty good cook. I can make a serious pot of gumbo.
What’s your short-term career plan? Gumbo chef? Paintballer? Sailboat captain?
I’m going to give the modeling thing a solid effort. So far, it’s been great. I’ve gotten to travel to cool places like Miami and NYC. I’m going to Hawaii this month for a shoot. Eventually, I actually want to be a kindergarten teacher. I went to University of Louisiana at Monroe where I was studying to be a pharmacist, but I decided to switch to education. I’ll finish up sometime soon and then go deal with five-year-olds all day.
The five-year-olds can wait. Stick to the modeling.
Sounds like a plan to me. Thanks for the boat ride [laughing].
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